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A long and final walk in the woods with my cheapest handgun. I'm all for a long and final walk in the woods but won't use a gun on myself......probably not make a good shot and agonize. My plan is out in the woods in January, sit down under a tree, jeans and tshirt only, take a long nap and wait for Jack Frost to come and take me away. My alternative plan as I've my wife is to wheel me out on the front porch in January, let Jack Frost do his deed, and then tuck me away in bed with the heating blanket on and when warmed up then call the sheriff the next day. Died peacefully in his sleep. My ashes are to be scattered in our family's pet cemetery on our family homestead.
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Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Sometimes think paddling out as far I as can in my kayak with a bit of weight and line. Hell hypothermia puts you to sleep it is said. The truth is hopefully just not wake up one day with no prior [bleep] for the kids to have dealt with. Bring a LOT of weight or make sure to poke a good hole in your guts before you go over the side. That trapped decomp gas will bring a body to the surface without enough ballast to overcome it. And if I can't make a walk into the woods, burial at sea is my preferred method of dealing with my no longer living corpus. No embalming, let the sea critters turn me back into usable chemical components.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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1) nothing is ever as concrete as you think it is when planning for the future. That’s for damn sure.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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I'm going to live my current lifestyle until I can't. Eventually move to care facility that will take my LTC insurance, then leave my wonderful kids a good chunk.. I plan to leave this world with my hands in the air as I cross the finish line., having run the good race.
My heart goes out to you devnull.
It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.
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Find my old dead azz, my savage 220, and a dead buck in some hunting area on FTCKY..
Stroke the fugg out smoking a ciggerette when I 1st walk up to it on the ground admiring it.
Screaming Eagle baby....
Only way to go on ground I spent a good amount of life on.
And a PITA till the end when they are getting my dead body outta the woods.....
Gonna take at least 4 people to get me out.
At least the will remember that...
👍👍👍😄😄😄😄😄 Renny, Slum would be the only one who knew where you are...He’ll give it 3 days for your to start getting ripe, then hunt coyotes over you as bait. LOL 😂🦫 He needs ta get his back area permit schitt then. 👍👍👍😄😄😄 I have bursitis
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Trust is setup for the wife and family. At this point I 'll just let the chips fall as they may! Fishing or hunting would be good, as would a hummer!
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Iliamna is a big dangerous lake,, it;s damn near got me before and if I start to fail I'll test it a little more brazenly.
I tend to use more than enough gun
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Aldi's, 3rd Wednesday of the month ....... no mask and I just came from Popeyes where I drove up on the curb to get to front of the line for the last chicken sammich.
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Just go off feed.
If that doesn't work just let the elements take me.
Hell...some people transition to nursing home life quite well.
I am MAGA.
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He forgets, the coke, not hard to come by. Money will solve that problem at any age. Hookers? Depending on how old and decrepit one is, the best one might get is a skanky bag whore from down on Two Street in Eureka CA.  Or, maybe he plans on starting soon?  Why the hookers always on ‘2 street’ ?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I of course don't know exactly what or how my actual exit will be, but I just went down, arranged for my own cremation, and paid for it. All my wife has to do is call this outfit , they'll pick me up, supply her with a few death certificates to settle other matters, then Im getting scattered on my favorite stream with my two favorite dogs.
No service, no preachers, no flowers, just an invite and an open bar for my friends...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I didn't read any post. So here's my answer. I plan to stop breathing.
"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation."
Everyday Hunter
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Go where I'm told. Putting my hope in Jesus.
God Bless America
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A long and final walk in the woods with my cheapest handgun. Something along the lines of this ^^^ If I'm lucky, the bones won't be found until they've been picked clean by the critters. If I'm really lucky they won't be found until after they've been picked clean and the rodents and other critters have gnawed them for the minerals, and the bigger critters have broken them for the marrow. If I'm REALLY REALLY lucky, they won't be found...................... ever. They'll have been scattered and allowed to reincorporate into the Urth where they belong. Not embalmed and in a gilded box. This. I volunteered for 20 years in old folks homes. Always said I would never go in one. My son knows that if I get to the point where I can’t live on my own, even with assistance, I’m going for a walk in the woods. Hope it doesn’t come to that. I’ve donated my body to science so I hope I die a quick death and they can find some use for me. And, like Ingwe, I don’t want any service, no burial, stone or anything. Those that will remember me, will. The others don’t need a reminder.
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I’m planning to let the US Healthcare system suck every last ounce of my wealth . Sounds awesome
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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I'm going to live my current lifestyle until I can't. Eventually move to care facility that will take my LTC insurance, then leave my wonderful kids a good chunk.. I plan to leave this world with my hands in the air as I cross the finish line., having run the good race.
My heart goes out to you devnull. Your current lifestyle typically leads to HIV. Ask AKPenDude and JimFromTN LMAO
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Perfect world it'll be a massive heart attack, aneurysm, whatever - one minute chillin', next minute dark.
If it winds up being something else ride it out until the bad days are more frequent than the good and I'll take care of it.
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I can't rule out ‘checkin’ out’ if I become a physical or financial burden to my kids with end of life issues. Nothing messy...just go for a trek up in the mountains.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Find my old dead azz, my savage 220, and a dead buck in some hunting area on FTCKY..
Stroke the fugg out smoking a ciggerette when I 1st walk up to it on the ground admiring it.
Screaming Eagle baby....
Only way to go on ground I spent a good amount of life on.
And a PITA till the end when they are getting my dead body outta the woods.....
Gonna take at least 4 people to get me out.
At least the will remember that...
👍👍👍😄😄😄😄😄 Renny, Slum would be the only one who knew where you are...He’ll give it 3 days for your to start getting ripe, then hunt coyotes over you as bait. LOL 😂🦫 He needs ta get his back area permit schitt then. 👍👍👍😄😄😄 I have bursitis You’re a case study in medical wonders. It’s hard to imagine anyone in your family getting sympathy for small boo-boos. MeMaw, I have a sore throat.... Really, child, look at your uncle Slum sitting over there. He’s got half a lung, no kidneys, a bleeding ulcer and a bad case of Peyronies of the wee-wee. Do you hear him complaining ? No !....Stfu and go play outside. LOL 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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I can't see me giving up, Jesus Christ is my savior and whatever happens, happens.
Life is good live it while you can.
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