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I was at the NWTF banquet in Warren County, PA last night and saw the best T-shirt slogan I've seen in a long time: Paddle faster -- I hear banjo music! Other good ones? Steve
"I was a deerhunter long before I was a man." ~Gene Wensel's Come November (2000)
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~Theodore Roosevelt
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
"...the IInd Amendment is not about duck hunting..." Suzanne Hupp
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I have one, written in Arabic looking letters, that says "Proud Infidel".
Be not weary in well doing.
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"I'm with Stupid"
and theres an arrow pointing upward toward the wearers face.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'm not a Gynecologist but I'll take a look.
Me
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Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
"There's no schadenfreude like Hillary Clinton schadenfreude."
- Tamara Keel
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"I love cats, I just can't eat a whole one by myself"
Steve
"I was a deerhunter long before I was a man." ~Gene Wensel's Come November (2000)
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~Theodore Roosevelt
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Tell your breasts to quit staring at my eyes....
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Swimming...
if it was easy
they'd call it football.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I'd love to help you but I don't want to.
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Front: BOMB SQUAD
Back: If you see me running, just try to keep up!
Steve
"I was a deerhunter long before I was a man." ~Gene Wensel's Come November (2000)
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~Theodore Roosevelt
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"I love cats, I just can't eat a whole one by myself" I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
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my wife has a shirt with lettering at chest level and a pic of a mule deer:
"It's all about the rack!"
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"There's very few interpersonal problems that can't be solved with high explosives"
Jim
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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saw a big chested woman with a shirt that said
"quit lookin at my tits!"
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"It takes leather balls to play rugby"
... and my buddy in undergrad had a t-shirt that said:
"Just because I slept with you doesn't mean I'll ski with you."
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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"It's not stalking if you really love her"
Wade
"Let's Roll!" - Todd Beamer 9/11/01.
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The one on my truck, "Silence is golden but duct tape is silver".
A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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