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From Eustice: "I’ve already been false arrested 3 times and maliciously prosecuted for nearly a year simply because of 50 customers who filed false complaints out of nearly 400,000 other customers. They all had agreed to wait on backordered products and have all since been reimbursed. If this is not a malicious prosecution then I don’t know what is. I’ve already spent 92 days in jail without bond and have been brutally assaulted on numerous occasions, most recently by 20 people while I was asleep. " Hopefully w/o lube … That'll teach him to sleep with his mouth open...
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From Eustice: "I’ve already been false arrested 3 times and maliciously prosecuted for nearly a year simply because of 50 customers who filed false complaints out of nearly 400,000 other customers. They all had agreed to wait on backordered products and have all since been reimbursed. If this is not a malicious prosecution then I don’t know what is. I’ve already spent 92 days in jail without bond and have been brutally assaulted on numerous occasions, most recently by 20 people while I was asleep. " Hopefully w/o lube … That'll teach him to sleep with his mouth open... Thats HILARIOUS! Hope its true! F u c k e r tried to scam me.
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I am assuming he has evidence of the forementioned agreements?
He's such a lying Douchenozzle that I honestly believe he completely believes everything he says.
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I am assuming he has evidence of the forementioned agreements?
He's such a lying Douchenozzle that I honestly believe he completely believes everything he says. I'm not sure he actually believes what he says. I think he's smart and stupid at the same time. Smart in that he knows how to play at the edge of rules. For example, his bail terms say he can only use the internet for school and court purposes. He gives lots of emails the subject "for settle purposes" so he says it fits as court activity. He also points out his threats have to be directly violent to be illegal. So he knows he is threatening people but keeping it just barely legal. Stupid in that he thinks people don't understand what he is doing and will give him what he wants because he sends them threatening emails. He says he is insane to keep people thinking he'll do something crazy. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else.
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It sounds like legit mental illness, at least "on the spectrum."
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From Eustice: "I’ve already been false arrested 3 times and maliciously prosecuted for nearly a year simply because of 50 customers who filed false complaints out of nearly 400,000 other customers. They all had agreed to wait on backordered products and have all since been reimbursed. If this is not a malicious prosecution then I don’t know what is. I’ve already spent 92 days in jail without bond and have been brutally assaulted on numerous occasions, most recently by 20 people while I was asleep. " Where did you hear or read this since the A-hole is still in jail and has been since November?
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From Eustice: "I’ve already been false arrested 3 times and maliciously prosecuted for nearly a year simply because of 50 customers who filed false complaints out of nearly 400,000 other customers. They all had agreed to wait on backordered products and have all since been reimbursed. If this is not a malicious prosecution then I don’t know what is. I’ve already spent 92 days in jail without bond and have been brutally assaulted on numerous occasions, most recently by 20 people while I was asleep. " Where did you hear or read this since the A-hole is still in jail and has been since November? I've seen something like it in his court statements. Apparently being in jail has not kept him from filing more lawsuits also. I guess he can do that from jail.
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From Eustice: "I’ve already been false arrested 3 times and maliciously prosecuted for nearly a year simply because of 50 customers who filed false complaints out of nearly 400,000 other customers. They all had agreed to wait on backordered products and have all since been reimbursed. If this is not a malicious prosecution then I don’t know what is. I’ve already spent 92 days in jail without bond and have been brutally assaulted on numerous occasions, most recently by 20 people while I was asleep. " Hopefully w/o lube … Reminds me of the "Two and Half Men" episode where Emilio Estevez cameos as Charlies' best friend and dies on his balcony drinking booze and smoking cigars. At his funeral Emilio appears in a dream to Charlie discussing Hell and the daily 5 PM rear end intrusions. Emilio says "trust me, you want the spit..."
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I am assuming he has evidence of the forementioned agreements?
He's such a lying Douchenozzle that I honestly believe he completely believes everything he says. I'm not sure he actually believes what he says. I think he's smart and stupid at the same time. Smart in that he knows how to play at the edge of rules. For example, his bail terms say he can only use the internet for school and court purposes. He gives lots of emails the subject "for settle purposes" so he says it fits as court activity. He also points out his threats have to be directly violent to be illegal. So he knows he is threatening people but keeping it just barely legal. Stupid in that he thinks people don't understand what he is doing and will give him what he wants because he sends them threatening emails. He says he is insane to keep people thinking he'll do something crazy. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else. I have always thought that criminals are cunning but unbelievably stupid.
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He isn’t in jail yet?????
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Another look into the mind and words of Christopher Eustice, In this venture he is trying to promote himself as an influencer to secure about $450,000 in free cars.
"Can you suggest any avenues or points of contact other than my local dealership? I am not sure my local dealership will place adequate value on the brand recognition that I can bring to the entire Porsche brand(although they are ccd here). I imagine that my local dealership may be more focused on their local presence than on the value of the entire Porsche brand. If I agree to drive and own nothing but Porsche vehicles it would be great for your company and brand recognition. I’m a pretty big deal. I could have gone with with Rolls or Lambo or Bentley or whatever but I chose Porsche. I’m really smart, I know how to generate around $10 million in daily sales completely organic with $0 adspend and almost no overhead cost(a few thousand dollars a year).
I’m trying to negotiate about $450,000 worth of cars(2022 911 Turbo S and 2022 Cayenne Turbo SE hybrid). I want some other upgrades as well, especially the Truffle Brown leather interior. I like the midnight metallic blue paint but will consider other colors as well. I want these fully customized and ordered for delivery.
I have had a life full of great challenges and adversity. Can you help me? I want to try to be sponsored and get these vehicles completely free of charge. I have a lot of potential as the face of your brand. I am the Houston Texas area version of Donald Trump and I am a famous high profile person. I’m actually more interesting because my father wasn’t super wealthy so I’m self made at the age of 28. People are going to write books and make movies about my life. I own a very successful e-commerce brand and I have been involved as a Plaintiff in almost as many lawsuits as Donald Trump(thousands). We have both been psychologically profiled as malignant narcissists. I’m a very rare human being. The other day I shut down dozens of office buildings all over the country with very little effort. Everyone in my zip code knows who I am. I can help promote your brand in so many ways. I also get around a million new visitors per month on my website."
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More Quotes:
"So it turns out I actually was test driving some Porsche Cayennes on October 31, 2020 and came down with a severe Covid infection from your company’s negligence. I was bedridden for 6 weeks and lost 30 lbs. I lost billions of dollars from resulting legal issues stemming from your negligence. Maybe you should “Get your god damn CEO on the mother [bleep] cock sucking Phone with my car offer ready by today at 5 PM. Or else. I’m ruthless as [bleep].” Sorry for my language. But I obviously file lawsuits. So let’s settle up."
"I can also show credit card processing statements and bank statements. I can show you hundreds of my lawsuits through publicly available court records. I’m so well known around the world through my internet presence and very well known in Harris County for many reasons. Also to correct a typo in the prior email: Within the next year I have plans to file a multi billion dollar lawsuit against Harris County and other County Officials.* I’m eagerly awaiting a call and/or email from your people. "
"I can show my Google analytics showing massive web traffic, millions of people. I can show you my sales flow. I’m sure you have some lawyers to do a public records search. Within the next year I have am filing multi billion dollar lawsuit against Harris County. The facts, law and evidence make this case very likely to succeed. I can explain this in detail to your lawyers if you have a legal department. I have expectations that this case will generate a lot of media attention which means at least millions of dollars for your brand. Have your CEO or somebody with the right pull to call or email me."
"I don’t know who I need to speak to but I am 100% serious. This isn’t a joke. This isn’t a game. I don’t want to wait any longer than 8-10 months for production. I am important and a pretty big deal. I could easily spend(lose) $450,000 on some bullshit cars(they simply depreciate and decay), after all it is less than a day’s cash flow for me. But I would much rather reinvest earnings into cash producing assets because it is what I always do. Also I believe that when you’re good at something you should never do it for free. I’m not going to drive your cars without getting compensated for it. I’m very good at generating attention, millions of dollars of attention for your brand"
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🤣🤣🤣...this guy is a [bleep] CLOWN!!
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He's a legend in his own mind.
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Listen up Porsche, just give Eustice free stuff already...... he is the "Houston Texas area version of Donald Trump", " really smart", " a rare human being", and has a "lot of potential as the face of your brand" !
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Listen up Porsche, just give Eustice free stuff already...... he is the "Houston Texas area version of Donald Trump", " really smart", " a rare human being", and has a "lot of potential as the face of your brand" ! HAHA! But of course, from your post above Eustice himself said: Also I believe that when you’re good at something you should never do it for free. Porsche should have told him they are good at building cars so they won't give them away for free.
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From Eustice: "I’ve already been false arrested 3 times and maliciously prosecuted for nearly a year simply because of 50 customers who filed false complaints out of nearly 400,000 other customers. They all had agreed to wait on backordered products and have all since been reimbursed. If this is not a malicious prosecution then I don’t know what is. I’ve already spent 92 days in jail without bond and have been brutally assaulted on numerous occasions, most recently by 20 people while I was asleep. " I wonder why Doug @Cameraland hasn't had 50 criminal complaints filed against him. I suspect he has well over 400,000 customers too.
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Green Army Guy:
In what document did you find the quotes regarding Porsche?
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Where can I send poor Eustace some KY jelly?
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Where can I send poor Eustace some KY jelly? 1200 Baker St. Houston, TX 77002, jail cell: JA09/3A1A01G Or 655 West Forest Drive Houston TX 77079 That would be funny if we all printed out his comments about being attacked and sent them to him with KY jelly.
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