Someone asked Lewis Grizzard, while attending a wedding for one of the Candler (CocaCola) heiresses, rumored to have cost half a million dollars, if he had ever been to so expensive a wedding, Grizzard replied "No, but I have been to a couple of divorces that were in the price range."
Read Grizzard's "Advice for the Newly Divorced" it will help you keep your sanity, might even keep you out of prison.