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I’ll just save my wiener for the good stuff! You know, librarians.  You are right! There's something to be said for librarians too! 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I’ll just save my wiener for the good stuff! You know, librarians. You are right! There's something to be said for librarians too! There all screamers! 😉
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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I knda believe some of you guys posting on this, are the same people that wrote into playboy magazine years ago.
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Does whacking off into a hotel towel count? (asking for a friend)
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I checked into a hotel, and the maid asked if I wanted a room with a shower or a bath...
Wanting to save money, I asked "What's the difference?"
The maid replied, "You need to stand up in the shower."
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Then there were the newlyweds who checked into a nice hotel. The bride was a virgin and in the morning the sheets were a bit stained. They left for the day and the groom pinned a $20 to the stain and apologized. When they got back, the maid had done up the room and left a thank you note "Thank you for the tip. Please come again."
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Yes they do. Staying on International Boulevard in Orlando visiting the rodent. Somehow the key to our room safe fell out of my shorts and Consuelo our maid hit the safe for $500 cash and my travelers checks (which we got replaced). Had to be her because no one broke down the door to our room. Ended up costing me $100 after my homeowners insurance paid the claim on my cash. I was lucky she didn’t touch our return airline tickets from the vacation from Hell.
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I’ll just save my wiener for the good stuff! You know, librarians. You are right! There's something to be said for librarians too! There all screamers! 😉 With all that time that they are required to be quiet, it stands to reason that they'd need to let it go.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I’ll just save my wiener for the good stuff! You know, librarians. You are right! There's something to be said for librarians too! There all screamers! 😉 With all that time that they are required to be quiet, it stands to reason that they'd need to let it go. Precisely!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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Anyone ever screw a hotel maid? Go!….. Did the hotel’s bartender for a couple nights while staying. 🤷🏽♀️🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Last place we had reserved had so many lot lizards coming out of it we loaded back up again and found another.
I didn't book either one and I'm a not much bothers me type, but that place was creepy.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Last place we had reserved had so many lot lizards coming out of it we loaded back up again and found another.
I didn't book either one and I'm a not much bothers me type, but that place was creepy. Haha, stayed in a place like that in Odessa, TX during one of the booms. I still shudder from time to time when I think about it.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Last place we had reserved had so many lot lizards coming out of it we loaded back up again and found another.
I didn't book either one and I'm a not much bothers me type, but that place was creepy. Sometimes those are the FUN places!
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Campfire Ranger
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Most around here are the type that should not wear spandex, so no.
1Minute
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Quality Inn near us, that you could supposedly get a quick $50 BJ from a maid?
Knew an old buzzard that claimed he availed himself of that added service. Not much in the way of security. Make your connection, meet up at the door out back for employees and the maid had reserved a nearby storage room for the efforts.,Wouldn't know, ain't had to buy one yet.
If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.
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^^^^ He should have been able to get a meth junkie cheaper.
"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet" - Abraham Lincoln
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^^^^ He should have been able to get a meth junkie cheaper. Them teeth shards could cause a lot of problems in so many ways . Kenneth
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Last place we had reserved had so many lot lizards coming out of it we loaded back up again and found another.
I didn't book either one and I'm a not much bothers me type, but that place was creepy. Sometimes those are the FUN places! not my thing.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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