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Wife worked for a Dr. Hoar. (pronounced whore)

Dr Born delivered my youngest daughter....

Dr Butcher tended to me when I had mono in the eighth grade....

Wife knows of a gynecologist named Dr Feeley...


Slightly different....

Dr Simovitch was pediatrician to our two daughters............

one day the youngest came to my wife sniffling and clearly in a bad way and says '....mom, sniffle sniffle, I think we need to go see Dr Sumabitch....'

Urologist in my old town was Dr. U’ren.

True story-
NC has car inspections and inspection stations are subject to be checked by a state employee. Their job is to make sure the stations are actually doing the required inspection.
One day an inspector pulled into the local station posing as a car owner that needed his car inspected. When he pulled into the station the owners son (3 yrs old) ran to the car and said hello. The inspector said, you’re a cute little boy, what is your name and the little boy said,
“sh it head” .

Susan Screws, Phat Tang and Manh Tang are all in records of the clerk of court of Caddo Parish, Louisiana. No urban legend or my second cousin knew somebody story here.

Had an employee with the best porn name ever. Rocky Coxs.

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Have a friend named Richard (Dick) Wood. He married a girl named Holly. Last I heard he was working special effects in the movie industry. Red Dawn was one movie he worked on.

Lots of good ones here:

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Bruce

"Hoar" is an English name that means "white", as in "hoar frost".
...and yes, I've known people who's surname was Hoar. Tough sob from the crap he got as a young man.
He became a valued, well respected member of the community.

Tammy Poole married Larry Toole and became Tammy Poole Toole.
Carey Cooper married Lance Hooper and became Carey Cooper Hooper.
Sara Garrison married Matt Harrison and became Sara Garrison Harrison.

New a physician - Dr Akes, and a dentist - Dr Paynes. Both had offices in the same building.
Harold Butt could be VERY insistent on the pronunciation of his name!
Younger brothers wanted us to name our son Hubert Rupert - uhhh NO.

On a tv commercial a year or so ago, I saw some woman of the negroid persuasion, who apparently was supposed to be "somebody", and her name was "Aunjanue".

Real names I've seen around my area...

Dick Sweet
Anita Ball
Ima Hogg
Peter Sweat

Real names of real people....with mean or clueless parents!

A guy in my home towns name was Richard Haire. They called him Dick.
I rented a office to a guy named Richard Small. His business partner called him Dick as well.
In both cases I would have stuck with Rich or Richard.

I remember a rather oversize black woman on a "Cubii" commercial (a sit down pedaling "exercise" machine) from a couple of years ago named "Phongenia".

Friend in school
Zacharia Americia Agustus Ruckle

I'd whip my momma's ass.

In high in the sixties i and a friend of mine who’s name was Fred VanDussen we called Him VD. We often told him that he should form a rock group that would be known as V. D. And the Carriers!

My sister once working as a gynecologist after helping delivering a baby asked the mother about the name to fill in the birth certificate: Ava Bronx Missouri. But that was in Germany not in the US.
Another time, another mother. How would she like to call the babyboy. "Üffes" was the answer. (Ü should pronounced like "phew" but without "ph") Ah, Üffes, my sister replied. But please would you spell this. And the young mother did: Y-V-E-S.

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