This guy is really mad at his wife and decides to kill her. But he needs to get it done professionally. He asks around and finds the mob has a hit man “Arti”. The guy finds Arti and discusses the assignment. Arti agrees to choke her for $10,000.
After it’s done Arti runs into the guy down at the grocery store. He tells him the job is done and Arti wants his $10.000. The husband laughs and told him tough [bleep] about the money. He was only going to give him a dollar. Arti is by pissed.
The next day the local paper has the headlines.
“Arti chokes two for a dollar down at the Piggly Wiggly.”

I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally