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My daughter-in-law will hatch sometime in late November, Mary Noel. They're having the baby shower here, how can you shower a kid that's not on the outside yet? Feeling like a tit on a boar hog I've retreated to the office let my poor ears have some peace.
Talk about something interesting this may be a long evening.
Jim

I am married with two daughters, a 12mo. and a soon to be 5yo. I feel ya bro.


Nail

Sounds like a serious case of "estrogen overload."
The only cure is hunting or lots of time at the reloading bench.

I bet there is some good food to be had though??? Go get some cake and goodies and watch the ballgame. Auburn is bout to kick off!

Do I hear excuse to go hunting? Heck even fishing would work to get out of that

280sRN
I'm the official taster so I've had several goes at the food table. These gals can sure put away bunch of wine and food. I guess the homeless shelter is going to get a nice addition to their Sunday lunch tomorrow. My wife and the father of Mary Noel, a chef, prepared enough food for any division of Marines.
As the decibel level goes up I move down to the loading shed, it's a 100 feet from the house, couldn't hear the boob tube over the ohhhs, giggles, and what other noices they ladies make.
Jim

280sRN
I'm the official taster so I've had several goes at the food table. These gals can sure put away bunch of wine and food. I guess the homeless shelter is going to get a nice addition to their Sunday lunch tomorrow. My wife and the father of Mary Noel, a chef, prepared enough food for any division of Marines.
As the decibel level goes up I move down to the loading shed, it's a 100 feet from the house, couldn't hear the boob tube over the ohhhs, giggles, and what other noices they ladies make.
Jim

When it's all said and done, there are only 7 things that are important in life. Family, hunting, ladies, booze, births, funerals and weddings. You got 4 out of 7 already assembled. Get your butt out there and serve the ladies some wine. Conversation will pick up and you'll look back on it with fond memories some day when the baby to be eventually asks you about that dead deer's head on the living room wall.

Arkypete..you ROOKIE!...:)

Quit whining and be thankful you have a decent growing family..:)
(
End of small sermon from one with five children, lovely wife, and grandchildren and in laws all of whom I'm thankful for..but don't ALWAYS want to spend alot of time around..)

Go take a pee of the back porch..sample the dip or whatever the gals are having..Smile and act interested..It'll pay ya back in great "Dad was there" dividends next time they corner ya on some trivial matter..:) Jim

3/5 here.... the dogs, the cats, the snake, and the birds put us ahead though!

Don't mind serving them Zinfandel, but some of them are tapping into my Merlot. Don't know if I know them that well.
Jim

This is a hairy legged bunch of gals they are now using my 15 year old Rum over ice cream.
I bring back 4 or 5 bottles every year from Nicaragua for Christmas and such. Had one and a half left over, we'll see what's left over. Fortunately it's only a month before I'm back to Managua.
Jim

Well, you got a point there, but things seem to be pickin up.



Jim, you are both a gentleman and a scholar. You done good. I'm quite certain the ladies had a better time for it. Rock on!