Two elderly ladies sit at the back of the tour bus on their way home from a day of playing the slots in Las Vegas. Its night time and the as the bus rolls along ,one of the ladies walks to the front of the bus and asks the bus driver if he would like some peanuts. The driver accepts her kind offer and she hands him a handful of peanuts. About an hour later she goes up and offers the driver more peanuts. the driver accepts but asks why don't you ladies eat them yourselves? She answers OH NO we can't eat peanuts. They get under our dentures. We just suck the chocolate off them

-OMotS


"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "

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