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2022 Declaration of Independence

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, all experience has shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the current president of the United States Joseph Biden is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused to enforce laws the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature; a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for reigning in the powers of federal agencies to include the FBI, DHS,CIA who are actively blocking our 1st amendment rights via censorship and controlling social media platforms.
He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of IRS officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
For protecting them, by a mock trial, or refusal to prosecute, from punishment for any guilty of election interference which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states;
For imposing taxes on us without our consent; this by representatives who do not read the spending bills created in secret and still pass them.
For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury of our peers as in the January 6 defendents.
For corrupting our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection, and waging a war of illegal immigration against us.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the BLM/Antifa/Marxists whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.
In every stage of these oppressions, we have petitioned for redress, in the most humble terms by holding elections which the federal government has censored political free speech, and blocked important information from the public to manipulate said elections. Our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A president, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the current illegitimate administration of Joeseph Biden, and that all political connection between them and the states of the United States of America is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

This is not a call to arms, but a declaration of freedom from an illegitimate government.
Signed, WE THE PEOPLE
Empowered by the 10th Amendment of the Constitution.

Tenth Amendment
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

WTF???? Yeah, they're just going to give it to you

Their choice. Be nice though if millions of letters with something like this in them were mailed wouldn't it? Scared? Write one you like.

Put your hats on muther f'rs, we're coming for you.

Yep that is fact. How about you? Free man?

Anyone? Where in my subversion of the original declaration of independence am I wrong?

You want to be a patriot but not willing to do patriot stuff.
When the founding fathers said that they pledge our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor they F'ing meant it and backed it up with their lives,fortunes and honor.
"Not a call to arms"????
It's just a bunch of words on the internet from someone that isn't ready to pledge anything but some bandwidth

Sure I love it when some fathead from Minnesota talks smack, you are too much of a puzzy to even entertain the idea of writing a letter of disgust to the current administration. In fact the most puzzified state is Minnesota and Minneapolis is the most fuqqed up city. It won't be a call to arms unless they start using weapons against us you idiot.

That's good... I nominate High_Noon he's an excellent writer.

The problem facing independence is that there is no standing group large enough to gain the momentum and support needed! Plain and simple!

These United States are beyond repair but what will it take for people to put words into action on a grand scale?

Starvation?

In a country of 300 million if we can't find one million people willing to send a letter similar to that one to the WH then we are done. Even a copy and past to Biden's Twitter page. Our side has been so docile it is incredible, might be time to start acting like what they say we are. Give em a thrill.

No testosterone in this day and age. The keyboard bigmouths are fake.

You sir have shown that YOU are the pussy.
You plagiarize great men and pretend to be a patriot but don't have the balls to do anything.
Tell me what are you pledging? Explain to me tough guy how you are pledging your life or fortune? Just some words that the people you send them to laugh at. You are a fraud and a coward.
Did the patriots send letters to the king expecting to get change? Yes. Did the king or Gage do anything? Hell No! It took Concord and Lexington to let them know they meant business and took liberty seriously.
You don't have the balls to take up arms. They have and will will continue to use force ageist the American people. Where TF have you been?
When you grow a pair and really ready to do something let me know. I'm ready

You cumwad. Can you remember the title of the thread? What an idiot. Write a serious declaration of your own and get back to me. Stop telling me how bad your puzzy hurts. It started with letters, wrote any you POS? How stupid can you get? Fuqqing Minnesota stupid!

You fugging sissy.
You can't even address anything I called you out on.
You are no different than a liberal. You can not debate the issue that your little letter is nothing but air. You are so stupid that you think writing a poorly plagiarized letter will do anything.
You are a lair that says you pledge your life and fortune when you are not ready to back it up.
The document you poorly plagiarized was written long after shots were fired by men with conviction like YOU will never understand.
Typical modern republican "patriot"

I've wrote and sent many letters, the time for letters is long gone.

Well then you idiot what is your plan? You seem so ready with your hurt puzzy to give me [bleep] what the fuq are YOU going to do? You Piece of Schit write the fuqqing letter and get back to me fuqtard. Yes that document was written long after shots were fired, we are not there yet you stupid fuQ. As for you calling me a republican FUQ you I am an American, I have carried arms in the defense of this country, I have already pledged my life and fortune to back it up. The point of the thread is to get anyone else to write a similar letter that they feel better covers our current situation. Minnesota stupid is a thing! What you in your extremely dense and weak mind can't see is that no one else has offered their opinion and all you can do is bitch about mine. FuQ you and the rat you rode in on. Stupid Fuq.

Have you declared your freedom from this government? The Biden administration? In my estimation the time for listening to their [bleep] is over. Did they ever write you back? You are right the time for letters is over, time to get in their faces with demands. What just happened with the Omnibus bill is the last straw. Do like I am doing put a declaration, hopefully better written than the one I posted in the faces of every POS that voted for this bill, republican or demrat and the President of the US. The FBI has shown us what it is along with several other agencies, we have people in jail for nothing and others smiling free after many serious crimes. If you are not willing to do so out of fear they have won. I was actually hoping someone with talent writing this kind of thing would put a good piece together as a standard and many would put it in their faces. It would be nice if "viral" was the way to describe it.

Hey snowflake, You are so F'ing stupid you don't even realize that it's way past time for writing letters or voting.
Do you think you're the only person that has served? GFY
You are to cowardly to admit that we ARE at the point to take up arms. To scared to put your life on the line to back your words. If you're to old and weak to fight are you willing to put your savings up to buy arms and supply's for the men that are willing to fight like the founding fathers did? Until that time STFU. You just like hearing yourself talk. I'm sure you would have been a Loyalist back then.
You go ahead and write your Declaration of Cowardice and see where it gets you.
As I stated before, I'm just waiting for the shooting to start.

Still waiting for your declaration skippy or are you too busy watching some transweed dangle his dick in front of your 5 yr old?