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Once 44 years and counting.

Do blow up dolls count??

First one maybe three, three and a half years, I really don't remember. Doomed from the start. Her mama hated my guts as I was the S.O.B. that got her innocent daughter pregnant. Little did she know. My family hater her because se was the tramp that got me in trouble. Hey it does tale two you know? We're still distant friends. Wife number two and I lasted 52 years until she passed almost four years ago. I haven't looked too hard for number three although I am somewhat dating a cute 53 year old Mexican woman. I've known her for many years and we've always be friends. I'll just play it cool and easy, no big rush. Would mind living together for a couple of years to see how we get along before jumping into something more permanent.
PJ

ones with a cock or gender fluid do not them are negative points..

of nevermind then..

This is a multiple choice question with only one correct answer - 0. Don't own the cow if you can get the milk for free.

Uno. Met her first day of kindergarten. I thought she was drop dead gorgeous when she was 5 years old. She was still drop dead gorgeous when I married her 19 years later. Been married 36 years. She still looks good to me. Been a hard worker and good mother to our children. Been through a few rough spots but still can’t think of anybody I’d rather bang.

20yrs this past October. Figure even if something drastic ever happens it’ll stay one and done for me. I’d have a hard time finding a more patient Italian gal!

11 years and 3 kids. Very happy.

Coming up on 43 years, 2 boys and 7 grandkids. Life is good! Only time either of us has been married.

3 fire me and no fuçking more. 1st we were young and dumb. 2 daughters and 5 grandkids though. 2nd passed away and 3rd was a firecracker in bed but a total psychotic bîtch one the marriage license was signed. So now it's just me and me dogs and that is just perfect!

Twice.

Traded way up.

3

Once, 50+years.

Sort of like everything else, she gave me a backassed compliment once. After her transplant surgery and the week stay in Nashvegas post op to be sure it was working OK, she allowed as to how I was not worth a chit most of the time, worked too much, hunted on the weekends and such, owned too many guns and all that reloading crap, but, when the chips were down, I was the best man she knew in a crisis, and I loved my family and that kind of made up for the rest of it.

Once, and once was enough. Have no desire to jump off that cliff again.

Once, found the right one the first time.

I've been married for more than 30 years...

Just not to the same woman.

July is going to be 40 years.
20 years was a sketchy time, she was arguing with me all the time, then she must of figured I was right all along because she got nice again.