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My first wife appeared normal but definitely had some psyche issues going on. One instance was I was taking a bath while she was doing her hair at the sink.
She turns around and dangles her curling iron over the tub while giggling like a child. This was before ground fault electrical outlets.
I let her know that I canceled my current life insurance policy after that incident.
Current wife is a wonderful person… though still functions with the female operating system. Reprogramming not an option.

That’s because they aren’t the object in the mirror.

Are larger than they appear !!!!

Giving directions to a location in left and right.

Whew,where to begin.
In the morning I have to get up and push a button to start the coffee,already prepped,but" I" have to push the button. Blee-dat?
It gets better,,,My lunch is made and ready,but "I" have to put it in my lunch box,,seriously..WTH ?
Oh yeah,,my work cloths are clean and folded IN A BASKET of all things,so "I" have to dig thru and get out a shirt ,jeans and socks,brutal ,,

On a side note,I can set my keys down on the table and go do something and come back in 5 mins,,,Where are my keys?? I dunno,where'd you leave them??

Right now all you guy’s old ladies are griping to other old ladies about what a bunch of miserable pricks you all are.

You want the entire list or just the top 50?

What is your boyfriend saying about you?

I went to PCC where they have unisex restrooms.

Each toilet stall is like a bank vault.... that must cost extra.

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Mine swears I had relations with a purple haired gal called Jew baby 25 yrs ago🤷‍♂️All I remember is Jew baby saying walk with me I got to pee

Can't answer a question with a simple yes or no.

No pet peeves, here!

Some of you need to get divorced and start over.

I'm on #3 and have no delusions about how messed up I am.

She, on other hand, is supportive, smart, diligent in all matters, classy, beautiful, realistic, punctional, and never complains about my 2 very expensive hobbies: guns and muscle cars.

Money matters? LOL.

We are doing a project around the house sewing some heavy micro fiber upholstery cloth. She figured her little Kenmore sewing machine would not handle the heavy fabric.

I took her to town today and found a used heavy duty sewing machine to do the job. $200! We will probably use it five or six times each year.

She squealed about turning loose of the cash.

The sales lady spent thirty minutes showing her all the features and functions of the machine. (local family owned sewing shop)

Momma would really holler if she knew about the thirty dollar tip I gave the sales lady for her time.

I laugh, and I smile. It is certainly not problematic behavior.

I know all about that as my daughter and I have to collude and ambush my wife with gifts or she would merrily go through life with nothing. But she will happily spend all she has on us...the lady constantly puts us first.

We take great delight in ambushing her.

While I do have some pet peeves, I am one of the fortunate few that married right. We are 28 years in com May of this year.

We do a lot of building projects on weekends and evenings. We are starting our 3rd full house build this year. My wife has learned to do most of what I can do around the house and in construction; wiring full houses, additions and remodels, roofing full houses and remodels, she frames as well as I do, just a little slower, tiling floors, grouting, etc.. She doesn't do plumbing and doesn't like to hang doors.

She has her own career, and is more frugal than I am.... If she has a fault, it is that she is introverted.... and I am extroverted. But that isn't too bad... I call it selectively social.

A pet peeve of mine is ladies that complain about their husbands to each other.... Kinda like men who do the same. It is low class, and just kind of sad. I feel for many of you and I am glad to see many of you are in great lifelong relationships.

My Dear wife is a virtuous Lady, worth far more than her weight in rubies.

Perhaps this is why God says women should not have authority over a man.