Ol boy goes in a bar and orders a drink. He looks up and sees 3-1 gal jars filled with money. One is full of $5 bills, the other, $10 bills and the 3rd, $20 bills.
He orders a shot.
He then asks the barmaid about the 3 jars.
She says, the one with $5 bills...See that real big dude at the end of the bar, he's a dick and meaner than a junk yard dog,
Anyone who can take him out with 1 punch can have that jar.
Dude orders another shot.
The $10 bills... hear that barking Pit Bull out back? He's got an rotten tooth and anyone who can go out there and pull his tooth gets that jar.
Dude nods and orders another shot.
Now, that jar of $20 bills... there's an old whore upstairs who hasn't had an orgasm in 20 years. Anyone who can make her cum, gets that jar.
Dude shoots back another whisky, stands up, walks down to the end of the bar and cold cocks the big dude...hes out cold.
Dude orders another shot, shoots it then heads out the back door for the dog.
The place gets quiet and everyone is focused on the back door.
Barking turns into growls and snarls, ripping and shredding then, you can hear the dog whimper ...it gets real quiet out back.
The ol boy knocks open the back door, steps inside, shirt half ripped off, bloody... and he says
ight, where's that b itch with the rotten tooth?
