I am not at all gay, but admit to having a pair. Wore them to take the trash can to the road today along the gravel drive. Otherwise bearfooted all day.
But! I've never been off the property with them on. Thought they looked hideous the first time I saw them & much hasn't changed. OTOH, anxiously awaiting a pair of thick foamy rubber Birkie copies. The adjustable straps give me hopes of a good fit with my high instep .
I've worked way too much, for way too long, for way too little. And my feet HURT. Crocs help. I have a black pair with a rubber sole, and a regular pair that are my favorite color, OD green.
I've worked way too much, for way too long, for way too little. And my feet HURT. Crocs help. I have a black pair with a rubber sole, and a regular pair that are my favorite color, OD green.
I live in the mountains far from town. Deep in the pine and spruce forest. I have a pair by each door. Every foot off the sidewalk is littered with pine and spruce cones and needles. Small rocks abound as well as the property is littered with deer, elk, moose, coyote, rabbit, chipmuck and squirrel droppings. A step can't be made without encountering multiple of these obstacles. You sure don't walk into the house with your crappy shoes on. These are perfect to make a short walk to an outbuilding or to fetch something from a vehicle. Wouldn't be caught dead in public wearing them but they are fast on and off.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
I usually wear Camo to hunt or cut grass. My orange ones are used on the boat while fishing. Grey for general running around or to the store. Texas flagged ones for formal occasions. American flag ones for patriotic holidays or for events where I know there will be a lot of Democrats that I can trigger. White ones for inside.
And in case you’re wondering - I’m 100% serious.
As a bonus question - do you know what the holes in the tops of Crocs are for? They let your dignity out. But I don’t care. They’re damn comfortable and convenient.
all day. 
