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The guy who puts all of that water in mustard bottles! That must be the weirdest of all.

Building backyard fish ponds

Why do you think she even has one?

Stallions mount a mare and someone wearing a helmet jumps in and slide a collection sleeve on the stallion before he inserts. He finishes his own self.

For bulls, I’m told the pudendal nerve is stimulated electrically, and he fires into a similar sleeve.

FWIW

one of my uncles worked in a slaughter house for about a year

How about the plastic surgeon who forms dicks on trannies?

Didn’t Mike Rowe do something like this on”Dirty Jobs”? Damn, I remember something pretty close to this! Collecting semen from horses, I’m thinking, would require big hands and a jar of vasoline.
But Moocheles gynecologist has gotta have his hands full either way. Hunting for a vagina underneath that big wang!
Reon

Mike Rowe's job is "television entertainer" and he has never had any other. Everything you've ever seen him do is completely contrived.

Doesn't exist.

Mike Rowe is a solid patriotic American who’s done more for blue collar jobs than anyone else I can think of.

You can go choke on your yarmulke, self hater

Had a class in college, vet taught about breeding, foaling, etc. went to a local farm, fellow student (dumbass timid female) had the AV and was supposed grab the stallions crank and redirect it. She fûcked it up and he straight up raped that poor mare. She wasn’t even in season.

I knew a guy who was a zookeeper at the city zoo. One of his duties was to collect the semen of a whooping crane in season. Ya don’t just jerk off a whooping crane, you have to dance with it first.

Had a buddy who worked at a wastewater treatment plant in Wendover Nevada; just across the state line from Utah. The busiest two days of the year are deer widows weekend. This is an annual event held by the four casinos there. I also had a friend who used to go out there when the rest of us were out in the hills. He verified that he was constantly “in demand” while he was there.

Circumcising elephants.....the pay is low, but the "tips" are large!!!!!!!

This:

Not my whole job, but I did have a job where one of my regular duties was English to English translator.

Bosses were all Armenian, and we had one employee who was from Trinidad. They all spoke English, they just couldn't understand each other. The first time, it just sort of happened as I was standing near by and helped out. After that it became a regular thing where they would pull me away from what I was doing to be the intermediary. I thought it was funny the first few times, after a while I would be thinking... "Come on guys... REALLY?"

We just got back from Mackinac Island, MI. There were a team of guys there who rode up and down the streets on adult sized tricycles and shoveled horse chit into a basket on the back of it. I found that odd.

Scrum Master is the strangest name for a job that I've come across so far.

Sadly Nashville had to hire folks to clean up feces and wash off urine off of the sidewalks in downtown every day!

Fortunately the most of us are not limited by how far you can think.