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Just came home yesterday from a week long motorcycle trip with my brother... As soon as I walked in the door my wife asked if I was hungury and were was my dirty laundry ...She made me breakfast and said I looked tired and should take a nap.....When I got up she had my laundry done, She then proceded to make me supper....Been married 40 years....
“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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That "happy wife, happy life" is the biggest crock of horseshit ever..... nothing a man can do will please a woman... except his credit card...  There’s a reason men and dogs are best friends, we’re simple-minded, trusting, loyal and easily content. And there’s the breath thing too.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Some are easy to get along with, most are not!
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Well....We can't all be Trophy Husbands !
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Marry a dragon, you'll need a flagon. That kinda sums my life as a terrified villager. Here's a picture the kids took recently. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/lQzmSaW.jpg)
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That "happy wife, happy life" is the biggest crock of horseshit ever..... nothing a man can do will please a woman... except his credit card... Amen. It is the saying of the "men" who are pu*sy whipped. Led around by the wife who holds the dog leash, and the "man" wears a collar around his neck. And there are lots of relationships like that. Pitiful.
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Let me know when y'all have them split tails figured out. Only been married 38 years and she still makes the coffee every morning and does the dishes every night. Just came home yesterday from a week long motorcycle trip with my brother... As soon as I walked in the door my wife asked if I was hungury and were was my dirty laundry ...She made me breakfast and said I looked tired and should take a nap.....When I got up she had my laundry done, She then proceded to make me supper....Been married 40 years.... And neither one of you have probably ever used the term "happy wife, happy life" to describe your relationship.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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I concur that wimmins are not wired to be happy. Rarely do they have "enough".
Unless of course, they have enough.
Once you are man enough to be a real husband, you know, the kind described in scripture, then your wife will be happy.
So indeed, happy wife, happy life.
You fellas that throw out the P-whipped comments always interest me. I would assume you are the guys that have not had to forfeit half your stuff over the big D.
I swore to myself the second time, I was going to have the courage to be a real husband, and any woman could take it or leave it.
Hitting 23 years in march.
And yes, I have a happy life.
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I think a lot of guys just don’t want to admit they think with their pekker, and it guided them to the wrong woman.
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Nothing rhymes with "Happy Husband". Welcome to married life, dumbass. Yeah...thank god I followed P.J.'s advice regarding things that float, fly, or phoque before I turned twenty.
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I think with my dick. He just happens to be great at picking women.
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I concur that wimmins are not wired to be happy. Rarely do they have "enough".
Unless of course, they have enough.
Once you are man enough to be a real husband, you know, the kind described in scripture, then your wife will be happy.
So indeed, happy wife, happy life.
You fellas that throw out the P-whipped comments always interest me. I would assume you are the guys that have not had to forfeit half your stuff over the big D.
I swore to myself the second time, I was going to have the courage to be a real husband, and any woman could take it or leave it.
Hitting 23 years in march.
And yes, I have a happy life. "Happy wife, happy life" is intended as a causal statement. In other words everyone's happiness is dependent upon the wife's happiness. You wisely observed the chain does not being with her happiness, but with the husbands leadership. Women want to be lead. The man who says "happy wife, happy life" is letting the woman lead, and she will lead him straight to divorce court.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Yes, this will work better than "happy wife, happy life".
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Many a man ...picked a wife in light so dim..he would not have been able to pick out a suit.
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Many a man ...picked a wife in light so dim..he would not have been able to pick out a suit. ^^^ good stuff here
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Many a man ...picked a wife in light so dim..he would not have been able to pick out a suit. ^^^ good stuff here "Borrowing" from old school Nat Lamp generally don't make for a bad qoute
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John Hughes penned bit-he also had a good bit about tiddy quality pre silicon in there.
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Many a man ...picked a wife in light so dim..he would not have been able to pick out a suit. ^^^ good stuff here Yep. The Bible gives a good description on how a husband should treat a wife. It also does the same for how the wife should treat her husband. If both followed these instructions, there’d be a lot more happy marriages.
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Don't read the Bible...............
been married 50 years.
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Don't read the Bible...............
been married 50 years. Happy for you pal! Really! well done
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