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Thought about doing it again as part of my new fasting ritual.

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Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith
It's amazing how many of the properly used words sound more perverse than the slang terms.
Coitus
Copulate
Cunnilingus
Fellatio....

Try these on for size!…

Urban Dictionary: Gorilla kidney

Urban Dictionary: Elephant brain

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Scrotum skin is strange. It is absorbent as is your azzhole and it's the reason they can give meds or hydrate thru the azz. Compounds may be absorbed thru the scrotum easily. I'm not a doctor but I read this a long time ago in a medical book. Just my guess but I wager the azz and nutsack are similar to what they call mucus membrane tissue or contain it so that's the reason for burning. Then again I could be wildly wrong.

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You could be right, I'm not sure

I've never seriously considered the subject.



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Originally Posted by smokepole
You could be right, I'm not sure

I've never seriously considered the subject.
Because you’re a dipschidt fa.got.


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LOL, I'm sure you think about scrotums, constantly.



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Alcohol burns when put on an open wound. I won't ask how the wounds got there.


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Originally Posted by smokepole
Scrotum has to be one of the funniest words in the English language.

Didn’t Chevy make a sedan with that name in the 90’s or so?

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Originally Posted by Theoldpinecricker
Scrotum skin is strange. It is absorbent as is your azzhole and it's the reason they can give meds or hydrate thru the azz. Compounds may be absorbed thru the scrotum easily. I'm not a doctor but I read this a long time ago in a medical book. Just my guess but I wager the azz and nutsack are similar to what they call mucus membrane tissue or contain it so that's the reason for burning. Then again I could be wildly wrong.
Wow! Thanks Doogie Howser😂

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Thought about doing it again as part of my new fasting ritual.

You should try a facial.

Ben Gay.

Report back.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one drinking tonight.


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try head and shoulder instead.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one drinking tonight.

I only drink with Wabi.

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I drink with Jesus.

Same guy.

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Quit lighting it.

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Taint no big deal.

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It's because your scrotum was improperly shorn.

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Originally Posted by cra1948
Assuming this is a serious question… the skin of your scrotum is susceptible to eczema induced by soap residue not being thoroughly rinsed off after showering. This can cause incredible itching and an elevated sensitivity to such things as rubbing alcohol.

So that explains it. I thought I had some kind of weird rash


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