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Watepaster basket, for wastepaper basket. Whistles, for thistles. Any for you?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Whn my y9ungest was about 4, she ran around Wal-Mart yelling "Wabi licks taint." It was hilari9us.
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Mazagine for magazine Samage for massage
Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan
For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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Campfire Kahuna
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Uhhh uhhhrr duhhrrr my peter puffer middle grandkid wants to play the pan flute and already sucks a mean piccolo
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Rather than saying stick, my son would say dick. At one of his older sister's soccer games he grabbed a tree branch off the ground and came running towards me saying, "Hey daddy look at my big dick!"
Medics bury their mistakes..
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instead of Uncle Paul to address my brother, it was Uple Paul and at least one time, after Uple Paul was partaking in adult beverages most the day, My son came inside the camp to tell me "Uple Paul is bucket nakket by the fire" Apparently, Paul had fallen of the pier at the camp and was trying to dry off.
Those were some good days. My son is now 26, A Chem E and still will refer to my brother as Uple Paul when we are at the camp.
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When my youngest was in preschool he brought home a drawing of a plate of spaghetti.
He said "The teacher wanted us to draw a picture of something that starts with the letter B, so I drew basgetti. "
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Mine would pronounce “tr” sounds as an F and dropped the P off “dump”. Was a little entertaining in stores when he would point at the toy dump trucks and yell “dum fu k “ at the top of his lungs
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Is this one of those inane threads?
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My sister made hot dogs for her young kids. Trying to mimic one of the kids she announced the "Bot bogs" were ready, but she got a correction: "They're not bot bogs you nummy. They're not nogs."
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost
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Is this one of those inane threads? Is that a trick question?
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My oldest replaced "t" with "f". So it was a call of duty that she be taught to say "what the truck"
Save our kids - shoot your local drug dealer.
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My grandson has somehow learned some genuine Tex mex Spanglish at 4 years old. He got a hit in T ball last Friday and proceeded to scream “ a la vedega” about 8 times as he trotted to first base.
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Youngest, Four H, heifer, Cesse,, Princess.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Lord take me now.........
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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My daughter used to say something was "a-scusting" instead if disgusting. I use it on her kids all the time now.
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of . Confucius
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My son said "medicate". He meant "domesticate".
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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my youngest son would say "no" while he's nodding his head and "yes" when his head doing a no movement.
"Russia sucks." ---- Me, US Army (retired) 12B & 51B
Russian Admiral said, after the Moskva sank, "we have the world's worst navy but we aren't as bad as our army".
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I've never found the mispronunciation of words to be cute or funny and I never encourage the behavior.
Like hearing a grown man say "Pasghetti" or some other gay schit.
Fugkin' kill yourself.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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