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A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to college. "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe
me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so, it happened. His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and a lawyer, each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him
in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

The lawyer is now in Congress, probably in your district.


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Lol, sounds like a guy I know!


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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.

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That is fantastic!


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LOLOLOLOL


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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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I’m sure of it.

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Oh crap, good one Sup

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Lawyers….make me laff now and then.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Lol, sounds like a guy I know!
OBVIOUSLY, a democrat!😁

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Schuumer? Is that you?


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Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "

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Good one!

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