Other things you probably weren’t taught in school. XYZ affair, quasi war with France, war of Jenkin’s ear, and Spanish agent #13.
Oops. Forgot to mention the Spanish alliance under Governor Miro with American settlers in the Cumberland valley
The nuns tried to teach us well, but even they didn't teach us all a that.
Why ain't you teaching History Bob? Oh, that's right, schools think it's more important to teach about feelin's an stuff, even STEM stuff could use a bit of History to show the importance of those disciplines.