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Lol, he didn't want no damn brother!!

WTF was all the screaming about? I could get my sack caught in a bear trap and not make that much noise.

Kids imitate their parents.

Dad must be wearing thin pants. Jeans would have given him some protection.

How does that even happen, I have to be in a coma not to feel something going on with my junk

Last time I got it, was from a very large, very friendly dog!

Looked like pajamas or sweats.

gonna say its fake. I would be rolling around in pain. He never moves. Yup. Fake.

She hadn't put out since the baby was born.


It was a hail Mary attempt for a little penile attention from his post partum wife.


Or as Hanco would say....some Boom Boom.

I've had it happen from very unfriendly dog. required stitches

Toddlers can be a horror. I remember when my brother and his wife had their first kid, when he was a toddler, I bought a small puppy. On his first sight of my puppy, he immediately grabbed a toy hammer and, with a big smile on his face, ran over to the puppy and wound up his arm to hit him over the head with the hammer. Fortunately, I snatched him in time to save the pup.

Guarantee he asked her to kiss it and make it better once the video ended.

My first stepfather's name was Donny. The man was a schidtass, but that's not relevant to the story. I remember staying at Donny's grandmother's house for a while during the summer of '57 while he was out of school for summer break. She was a very kind woman, in contrast to Donny. Anyway, one afternoon a young fellow named Jerry came to visit Donny (for years I wondered who Jerry actually was and I figured it out when I saw his obituary a couple of years ago---he was Donny's cousin). Toward the end of their short conversation Donny asked Jerry how old he was, and Jerry replied proudly "fourteen." Being two years old, I thought Jerry was all grown up as he stood there with car keys in hand just before walking out the front door to depart. Fourteen is old enough for what happened next.

Donny and Jerry were concluding their visit and saying their goodbyes...Jerry was moments from getting in his car to leave. They stood near a large juniper bush in the front yard next to the street. Being the energetic little terror that I was, I started running around the juniper bush. On about circuit number three I stuck my fist out in front of my face and rounded the bush, and hit poor Jerry right in the balls.

As Jerry lay on the ground, writhing in agony, Donny pulled me aside and told me "Never hit a man in the toto!"

I think Jerry would agree...you gotta protect your junk around a toddler! Poor guy.

So how did that family let that video get out on the Internet?

They figured it would get clicks. Lots of clicks can mean lots of money.

Dat kid dint look old nough to hav teef.

The wailing at the end of the video was hilarious