If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends You got a thing for ewes Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed Here's what you gotta do Get outta the barn, stay off the farm Go read a nursery rhyme Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime
Dirty deeds done with sheep Dirty deeds Little Bo Peep Dirty deeds done with sheep Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
My friend Larry has a little lamb Her fleece is white as snow He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day Someone should tell him NO Look at the flock, they're all in shock Here comes that mutton fan Knock off the fleece, give them some peace Don't be a barn door man, no
Dirty deeds done with sheep Dirty deeds Little Bo Peep Dirty deeds done with sheep Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates Done with sheep Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, don't tell them what I done to you! Done with sheep Dirty deeds, dirty deeds! Dirty deeds done with sheep (Baaaaa!) Quiet girls, I think the shepard's comin'