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If the sole is the heaviest part of a shoe, why, when you kick them off, do they practically always wind up lying on a side?


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The same reason when you drop a contact lens that sumbitch never falls straight down where you can find it.


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It's a variation of the principle which states the probability that a piece of bread falls buttered side down is proportional to the price of the carpet.

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Originally Posted by mathman
It's a variation of the principle which states the probability that a piece of bread falls buttered side down is proportional to the price of the carpet.


Total bs. It just proves you buttered the wrong side of the bread.




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Originally Posted by kappa8
You need a cat.

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So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back?


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Perpetual motion- - - - -a cat with a piece of buttered toast tied to its back will spin six inches off the floor- - - - -forever!


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Originally Posted by wabigoon
So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back?

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back?


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You need lessons in shoe kicking…😁


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this right here is why i am a campfire member.

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By George I think he’s discovered the secret to fusion power!🤪🙀👍

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Originally Posted by JediWing19
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George was right all along.

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
So, when dropped? hits the floor buttered toast on a cats back?
C’mon man. You know the thing.


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