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Jim Conrad stars in "Tiny Dancer!" Had I been wearing sandals they would have been on the roof.
I am MAGA.
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Unfortunately there were witnesses so I'll never live it down. At least you saved the chicken. Good man.
I am MAGA.
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"Chances Will Be Taken"
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Near 4 hundred hitting the turf must have caused a rumble.
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Near 4 hundred hitting the turf must have caused a rumble. Struggling for relevance while trying to remember which sockpuppet account to use?
I am MAGA.
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Relevant like posting you fell on your phat azz?
Seems post worthy.
LOL
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Relevant like posting you fell on your phat azz?
Seems post worthy.
LOL See if you can find some pictures to back up your candy sockpuppet ass. LOL Or just continue to be a bitch.
I am MAGA.
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I jumped on one of the kids hoverboard thingies.
Was cruising around alright until I went to step off. The thing shot forward and I landed right on my back. Elbow still fuggin hurts.
Kids all “Dad! You ok!?!?” Hell yes, boy. Now help my fat azz up😂
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Just had my yearly physical and being 70 the doctor's question was had I fallen lately. My reply was how many times is too many and over what period of time. Snow and ice living in the mountains where flat land is as rare as a visit from the tooth fairy.
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Fell down and busted my knee and 9ss.
Not sure how I did that. Ice hiding under some snow.
How about you good folks? stepped on my dick once Never been the same
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Probably watching a tulsi vid.😆
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Probably watching a tulsi vid.😆
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Got me all antsy in my pantsy!
I am MAGA.
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stay off them knees and maybe he wont bust that 9ss next time
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Did that register at the LIGO facility? Well two people saw me. The kid running the wool press and some other kid sitting in a pickup. Hell getting old. Did the little basturds point and laugh or did they help Grandpa across the road?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Relevant like posting you fell on your phat azz?
Seems post worthy.
LOL See if you can find some pictures to back up your candy sockpuppet ass. LOL Or just continue to be a bitch. Lol, We all know what's gonna happen on that front......
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Well biG jiM i hopes you dont geT a bwOOd cquwot in the Leg
bOB had One aat the Farm grease shop, he felt sick atfer getting a slaw dog aT the caTTle awuction concesshun stan
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Probably watching a tulsi vid.😆 You can s9y that agin...... Prayers send Tim, here's hoping you only got one crack in your 8ss , is your lag stove-in?
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Last time for me was hauling ass across a hot midday August Costco parkinglot and hit a grease patch carrying a rotisserie chicken. Immediately did my best Dorothy Hamill. Ass and knees took a hit but chicken came out unscathed. "thank God the chicken was saved" with apologies to Robert Service!
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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