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A mechanic accidentally swallowed some brake fluid and really liked the taste. Before he knew it, he'd polished off a whole bottle of the stuff. His buddy George caught him sneaking a swig the next day.
That stuff is dangerous, George said. You gotta give it up.
Don't worry, the mechanic said. I can stop anytime I want.
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I know that is intended as a joke, but the real sad thing is that a lot of young people are drinking and snorting brake and hydraulic fluid to get high, a lot of them die as a result.
Declaration of Independance, in ENGLISH
U.S. Constitution, in ENGLISH
U.S. Bill of Rights, in ENGLISH
If you cannot or don't want to learn ENGLISH, go back to the third world cesspool you came from
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5.5 -- much better than old blonde jokes
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I'd heard they "sniff", didn't know they drank it. Thanks for the tip. Can't imagine anyone that dumb really, but always a surprise out there somewhere when it comes to what people do.
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Well, sniffing destroys brain cells. So how many sniffs does it take before a swig seems like a good idea?
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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I imagine before it kills you it would definately clean you out.
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I hear "bleeding" is the cure...
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Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Now that's funny! 
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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Guy I know had a beagle who drank some brake fluid out of a hubcap he was soaking some rusty lug nuts in. I asked if it killed him. He said "No, but he walked sideways after that until a cow kicked him." I asked if that made him walk normal again. He said "No, that killed him when he sailed head first into the side of the barn."
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"Huffing" gasoline is the one I cannot imagine...
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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I almost hate to admit this, one time probably 35 years ago I was sitting in the living room of our dinky apartment. I was cleaning one of my (back then) few guns and I had a large bottle of Hoppes for cleaning and a Coke I was sipping on. Well during the process I would take a swig of coke, clean the gun, take a swig of Coke and clean some more, take a swig of Hoppes and about freaked out. We didn't have 911 back then, but I did find thge number for poison control. First, Hoppes tastes just like it smells other than a burning sensation. At any rate, the Poison Control people said,, after a long time looking up some info, that I should be ok with what little I swallowed. I can't remember if it cleaned out my bore or not.
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Well, I could tell about the time I had a wrestling match with a big Plott hound, and vacinnated myself for distemper, but I won't. At least, I've never caught distemper, yet  .
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