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DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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The majority of marital problems can be solved with just 1 short sentence. When you get home every day, simply say "How did your day go?"...and listen to the answer. I’d have to respectfully disagree. In my case, I ask “How did your day go?”, and three days later she’s still talking. 🤪 I learnt, don’t ask. JHC she can take a simple question like “Did FedEx come today?” and the answer will be a frikkin’ Harry Potter novel. Yes or no would suffice!
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Problem with your wife... get another wife.
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Problem with your wife... get another wife.
BP... If one is giving me problems, why would I want two?
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Problem with your wife... get another wife.
BP... If one is giving me problems, why would I want two? 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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The majority of marital problems can be solved with just 1 short sentence. When you get home every day, simply say "How did your day go?"...and listen to the answer. I’d have to respectfully disagree. In my case, I ask “How did your day go?”, and three days later she’s still talking. 🤪 I learnt, don’t ask. JHC she can take a simple question like “Did FedEx come today?” and the answer will be a frikkin’ Harry Potter novel. Yes or no would suffice! That's mine to a T! Even very simple chit that I think about saying, because I know how things go... Her: How'd your brothers son do in the Houston stock show?Me: He didn't. Got the gate and loaded on the truck. Didn't get to show. Her: What happens to the lamb then?
Do they still sell it?
Do people eat lamb?
Why don't they give everyone a chance to show their animals?
Does he have another lamb he can show since the first didn't do good?
Why does your brother do that?
Fine! Turn and walk away before we are finished talking!
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Thanks for sharing the video, I’ve been doing my and forwarding it. I feel it’s part of my ministry .
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At 78 years mine has become obsessed with cleaning and putting stuff away.
Like I get something out, set it on a counter for use and when I turn around she has put it away!!!!!!!!!!
When the tailgate drops the BS stops.
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The majority of marital problems can be solved with just 1 short sentence. When you get home every day, simply say "How did your day go?"...and listen to the answer. I’d have to respectfully disagree. In my case, I ask “How did your day go?”, and three days later she’s still talking. 🤪 I learnt, don’t ask. JHC she can take a simple question like “Did FedEx come today?” and the answer will be a frikkin’ Harry Potter novel. Yes or no would suffice! That's mine to a T! Even very simple chit that I think about saying, because I know how things go... Her: How'd your brothers son do in the Houston stock show?Me: He didn't. Got the gate and loaded on the truck. Didn't get to show. Her: What happens to the lamb then?
Do they still sell it?
Do people eat lamb?
Why don't they give everyone a chance to show their animals?
Does he have another lamb he can show since the first didn't do good?
Why does your brother do that?
Fine! Turn and walk away before we are finished talking!Ha! I got a chuckle out of that. My deepest, uh, condolences? 😁
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I get along well with mine. She doesn’t give me much grief as long as I clean up after myself. She is happy if I take her dancing three times a month or more, cook her some BBQ(with mesquite) once in a while. I sometimes have to escort her to business functions, but that’s not too often. I have to go on a cruise once in a while, hate that crap, but I go and act like I’m having a great time. She lets me hunt anytime I want. Ha ha , she lets me go hunting ! You’re joking right ? Kenneth
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Hanco does everything I refuse to do. We do go out to eat once in a while and sometimes a movie. I go hunting or buy cars or whatever. She knows the buck stops with me and enjoys that a lot. Edk
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The majority of marital problems can be solved with just 1 short sentence. When you get home every day, simply say "How did your day go?"...and listen to the answer. I’d have to respectfully disagree. In my case, I ask “How did your day go?”, and three days later she’s still talking. 🤪 I learnt, don’t ask. JHC she can take a simple question like “Did FedEx come today?” and the answer will be a frikkin’ Harry Potter novel. Yes or no would suffice! That's mine to a T! Even very simple chit that I think about saying, because I know how things go... Her: How'd your brothers son do in the Houston stock show?Me: He didn't. Got the gate and loaded on the truck. Didn't get to show. Her: What happens to the lamb then?
Do they still sell it?
Do people eat lamb?
Why don't they give everyone a chance to show their animals?
Does he have another lamb he can show since the first didn't do good?
Why does your brother do that?
Fine! Turn and walk away before we are finished talking!Ha! I got a chuckle out of that. My deepest, uh, condolences? 😁 With the ex, depending on HOW I asked how her day went, I may as well just admit to assassinating both JFK and Mother Theresa. Or having an affair with her (the ex's) twin. Or loading live human babies in a dump truck with a pitchfork... The woman has an unending dynamic dialogue in her head 24/7. I could come home and go to bed without a word, and I'd hear the next day what I meant to say... She holds people responsible for what they say in her dreams... Beautiful, great cook, and sometimes fun to be around Kinda juvenile but I occasionally said some sorta twisted things just to hear what she'd make of it
"Chances Will Be Taken"
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She holds people responsible for what they say in her dreams... My ex-wife used to do the same damn thing. She'd be pissed for days and after I finally dragged it out of her, she told me she'd had a dream where I was fugging some blonde woman... WTF?
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Terry's matter-of-fact, from the heart deadpan delivery is hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle!
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My wife bought me a pistol for my birthday. I told her that was a straw purchase and threatened to call the ATF, so she took the pistol back and now it is "hers".
As far as problems go that is our biggest one at the moment. Happy with how the pistol shoots though.
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Rockinbbar: No problems here so no look see at your adviser. If it's not broke don't fix it is my motto.
Hold into the wind
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Taking inspiration from the country tune, "Put another log on the fire", I tried to make my marriage more harmonious...I was reminded rather sharply that this is a community property, no fault divorce state. Faced with limited income, I had to choose between a harmonious single home, or a turbulent married home with guns and hobbies. I went with the turbulent home. Know the situation to a T. Put forth a little effort on my part to stay put & keep on keeping on. She once told me to get out & told I designed this place & built a lot of it & that I wasn't going anywhere, & she should get out. She said she helped build it too & she wasn't going anywhere either. I said, OK. Maybe we could/should talk to one another a bit nicer. Just that little agreement slowed the turbulence quite a bit, I ain't broke, & still have a loading room & shooting range.
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How is it that one knows my wife?
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at 70 now from what i have seen of other guys wives i got dam lucky !
LIFE NRA , we vote Red up here, Norseman
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The majority of marital problems can be solved with just 1 short sentence. When you get home every day, simply say "How did your day go?"...and listen to the answer. If you’re really smart, you’ll also ask a question or two. 😁
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