I walked my wife's daughter down the aisle at her outdoor wedding. the whole time I was whispering that she shouldn't be marrying that dumb ass and there was still time to walk away. It didn't even last three years. Nobody ever listens to me anyway
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I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
I walked my wife's daughter down the aisle at her outdoor wedding. the whole time I was whispering that she shouldn't be marrying that dumb ass and there was still time to walk away. It didn't even last three years. Nobody ever listens to me anyway
I was the best man at another wedding. On the way to the church, the groom was driving, I told him that the freeway we were on would take us to Mexico. I had $800 cash in my pocket and said we talked about this in college, working at some resort in Mexico, being bums, nailing chicks. We can still do it. Just keep driving, leave everything. I was serious.
For one awesome moment I thought he’d say yes. Nope. Married her, had a couple of kids, divorced years later.
But man, the way he looked when I said just keep driving haunts me to this day.
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My wife of 37 years told me when I proposed that she would not agree to the promise to obey, this has caused some ups and downs over the years. She talked of divorce after a disagreement once and I told her that I wouldn't agree to be gang raped by her and two lawyers. Never has been anymore talk of divorce. As to the object part at the wedding, probably best to MYOB.
No, though I should have. Friend married a nut job. He was engaged before I had a chance to ask if he had REALLY thought it through. Hated to approach it at that point. Long story. My job at the wedding was to keep his folks from losing their [bleep].
Marriage lasted about a year. Nearly killed him. Wrecked his credit.
The wife and I had some concerns about this before our wedding, her being a Pentecostal Pastor’s daughter marrying an Episcopalian. Our Pastor assured us that anyone can object but there has to be a credible reason to stop the proceedings that would be discussed privately between the objector and himself.
My wife’s father walked her down the isle, 22 years later he and his wife are living next door on a parcel my wife and I own.
I never saw that, but, at a buddy's first marriage, we really partied the night before. The groom was really hung over. All of us sat on the front row. During the service the groom was barely making it and had his head hung down, just trying to survive. The bride told him to, "Look at me"........ On the third time of her saying this, he looked up and said pretty loudly, "I know what you look like Bi$$$!" Everything stopped! The minister didn't know what to say. The guests froze. And we just sat on the front row and broke up laughing. He married and divorced her twice......
I performed the wedding for a buddy of mine that I used to squirrel hunt with. They were having a small outdoor ceremony with just friends and family. Before the wedding I sat down with them to go over how it would be done and what to do and thought to ask if they wanted me to leave out the part of asking if anyone objected (its optional). They both got wide eyed and gave a resounding "Yes." Apparently they were worried about someone there and after the ceremony I'm fairly certain it was his mother.
I'm also surprised my mother in law didn't object at mine and the wifes wedding. That bìtch hates me.
No but I saw the brides father make a very bizarre toast at the reception. Just before the reception, the groom, Eric and his groomsmen were in the bar attached to the venue drinking shots. Anyway the father stands up and goes on a rant on how he against the marriage but by the time he sat down he would be good with it. It was a very quiet reception. It didn't last 3 years.
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Tried to talk a friend out of it at his wedding but he wouldn't listen. He'd only known the skank for a few weeks and she was pregnant with some other guys kid. It lasted till after the baby was born and he had signed the birth certificate as the father. She skipped a few months later and he spent the next 18 years paying child support for a half brown kid that has no respect for him at all.
" It ain't dead.As long as there's one cowboy taking care of one cow,it ain't dead ! " Monte Walsh
but I think I got up in the middle of one to go pee. Too much beer during the pre-wedding ceremonies.
Or maybe it was during a Mass of some sort.
Kinda blurry.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
