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Watched one of his old Walker shows last night. He did battle with Comanche Indian ghosts. Guess who won?  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0743479/
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Love how he carried a Taurus
GOD Bless America
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Campfire Ranger
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The Baretta/Taurus 92 or 100 whichever it was, was a big step up from the previous Dirty Harry revolver Chuck carried.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire Sage
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Looked like when he walked in his gun was out of battery.
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Campfire Sage
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Okay, I'll start it: Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Campfire Tracker
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I challenged Chuck Norris to a game of Connect Four. Chuck won in three moves.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Sharks can detect Chuck Norris in the water from over a quarter mile away.
Unfortunately, it's usually too late for the shark.
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. He turned it on to find he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Every year in Pamplona Spain, people gather to watch the running of the bulls. The bulls are running from Chuck Norris. Okay, I'll stop now. 
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