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Hey Mr/Mrs Congressman ,


I have this idea really working on my mind. I’m scared schidtless of the Covick , Mr Putin (he nasty) , and really any towel head ( Extremist ) just schidting on my bed and stuff. I have an idea I hope you support so we can continue getting front porch deliveries. Now hear me out .


I will submit all this:
1. Just write a blank check from my earnings.
2. Might as well write a blank check for my kids’ earnings too.
3. I mean if you say it’s that bad just take a blank check from my grandkids’ earnings too. I mean it’ll save a kid’s life, right?
4. WGAF. I’ll be rotting in the ground. Will it save me 10% on these grotesque health bills now? Yes? Well fugkin mortgage that too because I trust Turtle and Ms Linsey to look out for us.

Hit "send"!

Ya

You ain’t seen Nothing Yet ..

I’ll still be taking it in the Moon on the Senate Judicial Table and You’ll be a Broke Dick Dawg Dumpster Diving..

You might be cutting my fugking grass too.

Meanwhile, You will be shaking your fugking head “yessa” while they take your earnings to feed, house, and clothe folks too dam lazy to clock in. Don’t rock the boat about your government cheese too.