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Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. gregintenn #19447471 05/12/24
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,379 Likes: 19 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana
smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 46,379 Likes: 19 Colorado	Originally Posted by gregintenn You should have kicked him in the balls like you were kicking a game winning 50 yard field goal while he was bent over. Nah, you should've walked right up to him, squatted down, and said "you think that was something, get a load of this," and started grunting like you were squeezing one out. It'd be hilarious to watch him haul ass out of there. A wise man is frequently humbled.

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Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19447510 05/12/24
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,777 Likes: 29 Metairie, LA PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger
PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,777 Likes: 29 Metairie, LA	There are some great videos out there on Youtube. I wonder if the OP will end up on one.

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19447527 05/12/24
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 22,173 Likes: 22 Anywhere people are Less Stupi... C CashisKing Campfire Ranger
CashisKing Campfire Ranger C Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 22,173 Likes: 22 Anywhere people are Less Stupi...	Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER I was shopping at Walmart today, walking down the frozen isle, another Large (obese) couple were coming towards us and all of the sudden this dirty, gross, nasty pig bends forward and grabs his shins and f'ing blasted a LOUD fart around about six of us. I can appreciate a nice crop dusting, but what kind of fcking animal does something like? Are there any members that have done this? I called him a nasty fck, which Sandy didn't like. lol We order on-line and have the Walmart folks load the car. Risk management kinda thing... I DID go into automotive 2 weeks ago... Holy fugg... Walmart is filled with fat/weird/smelly people anymore. It's almost like a freak-show competition. If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. stxhunter #19447965 05/12/24
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gkt5450 Campfire Regular G Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,002 Texas	Originally Posted by stxhunter I carry one of these around sometimes. That is the rankest stuff I’ve ever been around. America, Our Country and we’re taking it back.

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19447991 05/12/24
Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 894 Likes: 1 Missouri R Rugies Campfire Regular
Rugies Campfire Regular R Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 894 Likes: 1 Missouri	Farting before getting of a elevator is a fun crop dust the people getting on are gonna be trapped for awhile.

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Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. gregintenn #19448033 05/12/24
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,273 Likes: 3 Behind Enemy Lines Salmonella Campfire Outfitter
Salmonella Campfire Outfitter Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,273 Likes: 3 Behind Enemy Lines	Originally Posted by gregintenn You should have kicked him in the balls like you were kicking a game winning 50 yard field goal while he was bent over. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Proud NRA Life Member

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448039 05/12/24
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 24,724 Likes: 52 Bozeman, MT shrapnel Campfire Ranger
shrapnel Campfire Ranger Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 24,724 Likes: 52 Bozeman, MT

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448122 05/12/24
Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 3,606 Likes: 12 MartinStrummer Campfire Tracker
MartinStrummer Campfire Tracker Joined: Dec 2021 Posts: 3,606 Likes: 12	Flatus is a normal body function. I'm at that age where things don't work quite as good as they used to. So the occasional "gasser" slips out. I attempt to camouflage it as best I can, but I'm not always successful. A simple, "Excuse me." SHOULD suffice! As for the fatso's, I worked at a Wal-Mart for about 6 months. Every night about 11PM, a couple of Berkshire hogs waddled in, grabbed a cart apiece and spent the next 3 or 4 hours going up and down each aisle in the store. The odor cloud that followed them around was unbelievable! They must have weighed 350+ each.

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448162 05/12/24
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,097 Likes: 15 Idaho B Burleyboy Campfire Outfitter
Burleyboy Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,097 Likes: 15 Idaho	I was in the holocaust museum in Israel and they let us in this special room and asked all to be very reverent in there. Some French guy we didn't know joined in with our group. During their moment of silence he let the loudest fart I'd ever heard and then acted like nothing happened. I asked him if he was German not French. Bb

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448581 05/12/24
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 10,063 Likes: 5 J Jericho Campfire Outfitter
Jericho Campfire Outfitter J Joined: May 2002 Posts: 10,063 Likes: 5	When I was in the USARMY me and one of my roommates went to a club off post one Saturday night. We were standing at the bar drinking a beer and every ten minutes or so, when a dance song was playing he would dance by himself in between the couples and pass horrible gas. People would stop dancing and look around for a second or two and start dancing again. He did this with a straight face and didnt even crack a smile. Im laughing like a fool as I type this. I often wonder what happened to him.

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Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448603 05/12/24
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,092 Likes: 28 el Norte Tejas gonehuntin Campfire Ranger
gonehuntin Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,092 Likes: 28 el Norte Tejas	Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER I was shopping at Walmart today, walking down the frozen isle, another Large (obese) couple were coming towards us and all of the sudden this dirty, gross, nasty pig bends forward and grabs his shins and f'ing blasted a LOUD fart around about six of us. I can appreciate a nice crop dusting, but what kind of fcking animal does something like? Are there any members that have done this? I called him a nasty fck, which Sandy didn't like. lol You volunteered to enter Walmart and put yourself at the mercy of the denizens that occupy that establishment. "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448677 05/12/24
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,650 Likes: 10 lawrence county MO L ldholton Campfire Outfitter
ldholton Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,650 Likes: 10 lawrence county MO	them nasty ass stink and lingering farts are not funny.. when your wife just got out of your out of a tractor cab after driving at home for you and you got to use the same tractor to start feeding the bale wrapper.. I sent her a text to check on her cuz I thought she [bleep] herself in there..

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448755 05/12/24
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 28,268 Likes: 3 Central CA Barkoff Campfire Ranger
Barkoff Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 28,268 Likes: 3 Central CA	Well you are assuming he bent over to let it rip, my guess is that he was in pain, and bent over to try to stretch the pain out, and had a gas leak.

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19448769 05/12/24
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,276 Likes: 37 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna
DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,276 Likes: 37 In the Swamps	Some people love the smell of farts in the morning. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. Barkoff #19448984 05/12/24
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OP AKCHOPPER Campfire Regular A Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,894 Likes: 4 Port Protection	Originally Posted by Barkoff Well you are assuming he bent over to let it rip, my guess is that he was in pain, and bent over to try to stretch the pain out, and had a gas leak. I didn't stick around to find out, trust me. Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19449000 05/12/24
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IA_fog Campfire Regular I Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 2,013 Likes: 3 Danville IA	Originally Posted by AKCHOPPER I was shopping at Walmart today, walking down the frozen isle, another Large (obese) couple were coming towards us and all of the sudden this dirty, gross, nasty pig bends forward and grabs his shins and f'ing blasted a LOUD fart around about six of us. I can appreciate a nice crop dusting, but what kind of fcking animal does something like? Are there any members that have done this? I called him a nasty fck, which Sandy didn't like. lol Your at Walmart what do you expect? We might have to be neighbors, but I don’t have to be neighborly. John Chisum

Re: What Kind of Animal Does This. AKCHOPPER #19449047 05/12/24
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OP AKCHOPPER Campfire Regular A Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 2,894 Likes: 4 Port Protection	The left is right, there is a lot of smelly people in WM. [bleep] off Hannity. LOL Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...

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