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From the always informative Jihad Watch: link to story "Now, boys, just pour this into the chamber, and our bomb is fin--" Religious Ed class was explosive in Helmand today! An Islamic cleric kills five, including himself, while engaging in religious instruction of the youth -- and doesn't take out a single infidel. And Islamic martyrdom theology is mum about whether virgins are awarded in teaching accidents.
"Mullah accidently blows up self, sons," from Agence France-Presse (thanks to all who sent this in):
A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today. The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.
The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.
Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.
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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. too bad the wife got nicked, though, since I'm sure she didn't get a vote on the project
Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Bomb Making 101.... They'll never make it to Bomb Making 200... Wonder who their Bomb Making Professor was??? Maybe he can teach others the art and science of self destruction before they do harm to anyone else .... I just love it whan that kind of plan comes together... No one ever said muzzies were very bright.
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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. In my best Nelson Muntz voice HA HA!
If something on the internet makes you angry the odds are you're being manipulated
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I guess there's no retake for that flunked test.
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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You just can't fix stupid!! I love it! A little more chorine in the gene pool please!
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2 Iranian fathers lamenting.... "That's the problem with kids today - they blow up so quickly..!
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