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I have the distinct privilege of having new neighbors. Two lesbians. Two OPENLY affectionate lesbians who tongue kiss in the drive. My 14 year old son came racing into the house a few days ago telling me all about the two "girls" gettin it on in the drive. I go out the front door and I'll be damned if he wasn't right. Today....same thing. Now, I live and let live...to each his own....but this behavior is DISGUSTING. Im not talking about a cheek peck, Im talking about a full fledged make out session in the drive.
WHy cant they keep that indoors??
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
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Vitamin A deficient ....?
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-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Just get your video camera out and act like you are filming them...
Don't say a word...Even if they ask you what you are doing...It'll stop soon enough...
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Urp. 
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Robert E. Howard
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Maby??? My pubescent son is getting educated in something I would rather he not!!!!!!
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Well, I don't think this will work, since they seem bent (pardon the expression) on provoking reaction - but you might try calling them up and saying something like " Look, I know I'm a tight-azz. I don't approve of excessive public displays of affection, either homo or hetero, and I have a young son I'm rather protective of. Would you do me a favor and tone it down to maybe just a hug in public? My experience (perhaps I should rephrase that???  ) with the few Homos, male and female that I have encountered is that they are pretty reasonable, and rather likable folks, once I got past my ick factor. The few that weren't, were all female. Good Luck!
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Vitamin A deficient ....?
GTC  Kat better hope the Vitamin deficiency doesn't mean they'll have to take their clothes off! Casey
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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Not to worry, about your teenage son.
Now, if you also have a teenage daughter ...
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Video them and put it on youtube. No sense hogging all of the fun for yourself.
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These two are bull dykes. Im SCARED to approach them for fear of getting the heebie jeebies!!! They are about 45'ish so its not like they are stupid college kids....and you cant hardley tell someone how to behave on their own turf...but DAHUM!!!!
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I suggest eating a taco in front of them...
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Not to worry, about your teenage son.
Now, if you also have a teenage daughter ...
I DO!!!! She is 17...aint she pretty???? [img]http://[IMG] http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s250/kathyransomrn/sis2.jpg[/img][/img]
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
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Cowbells instead of Southern Belles? 
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I suggest eating a taco in front of them... You would....
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
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My wife had to shoot the neighbors dog this morning but it sounds like your problem is worse... 
One man with courage makes a majority....
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probably doing it just to get a rise, so they can tell their dyke friends how redneck their neighbors are. Ignore 'em like you would dogs humping in the street. They'll quit if'n it gets no reaction.
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I suggest eating a taco in front of them... Or a foot long hot dog...
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I kinda like the video idea.......course, my son has told all the neighborhood boys his age and now its become a spectator sport!!!! I have threatened them all with blindness if they dont cut it out!
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
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They can't make babies, no matter how hard they push. Their line ends there.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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Ah hell, pass out the little disposable camera's to the boys, next time they do it, send the boys out for a photo shoot. They might get the hint then. Les
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