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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little [bleep]. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh [bleep], we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar sai d quietly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
-Gen. Patton
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"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23)
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Kat, very funny, I even E mailed it to my sister.
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Funny, but too true. People who come to our country legally to become citizens and learn English know more about our history than the folks born and raised here. 
Last edited by shootinurse; 01/18/09.
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Outstanding............That there is a good 'un. Les
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T'was a good one, and had a lot of truth in it. Know plenty of folks who mock immigrants, yet the legal immigrants know more about our history and other things than 50 of those "born and bred" types. Funny joke though! 
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