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Dan Marino: "Hey, Ace--you got any more of that gum?"
Ace Ventura: "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!"
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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"Your gun is digging in to my hip" or "Like a Glooove".
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OK . . . . .
Who is sitting at Barak's computer?
BMT
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I forget which of the Ace Ventura movies this is from: "Do I have something stuck in my teeth?" (This with 4 asparagus spears hanging out of his mouth). I think that was Ace Ventura and not "The Mask." It was at least Jim Carrey, of that I'm sure...  Penny
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. - Mark Twain.
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Ace Ventura (after coming out of a bathroom for which a long line of people are waiting): "Do NOT go IN there!"
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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Barak and I have a habit of quoting movie lines to each other and to no one in particular. We certainly wore that one out...  Another of our favorites was from "Blazing Saddles:" "Hey! Where're all the white women at?" Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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The funniest things about Ace Ventura aren't in in the lines but in his expressions and movements. The scenes at the nut house are hilarious.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. - Mark Twain.
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Barak and I have a habit of quoting movie lines to each other and to no one in particular. We certainly wore that one out... Another of our favorites was from "Blazing Saddles:" "Hey! Where're all the white women at?" Penny You gotta put in The Waco Kid's lead-in line. The Waco Kid: "Oh, boahs...lookah what Ah got heah!" Sheriff Bart: "Hey! Whey all de white women at?"
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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"Finkle is Inehorn, Inehorn is Finkle!" has got to be one of the classic Ace lines.
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The funniest things about Ace Ventura aren't in in the lines but in his expressions and movements. The scenes at the nut house are hilarious. Yeah, the "buttonhook pattern in super slo-mo" is pretty good, but my absolute favorite is what he does immediately after sprinkling his face with water from the fountain. Every time I watch that movie, that leaves me cackling uselessly for at least a minute.
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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And we can't forget Lamarr and Taggart:
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: Gol dern it, Mr. Lamarr, you use yer tongue purtier 'n' a twenny dollar whore.
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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Since you brought up Blazing Saddles, "We'll take the chinks and the N word's but we don't want the Irish!
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Then there's this, "OH, it's twue, it's twue."
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What is Woodstocks response to this question?
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"Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!!!"
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Ace Ventura (after coming out of a bathroom for which a long line of people are waiting): "Do NOT go IN there!" Barak, you took mine. That is the one I first thought of when I saw the thread title.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
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Say Hello to Mr. Knish. Was it when he tore Sean Young's skirt off to reveal he was the missing football player, they all the guys throw up.
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