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There's a new program on Fox called "Doll House". Two agents are being chased by a nut case with a compound bow. The male agent gets shot and passes a silenced handgun to the female agent and askes, "Do you know how to use this?"

Her classic answer, " I've got four brothers ... none of them a Democrat."

I'm now a fan.

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that is good!

I guess it wasn't a good shot with the bow or that dude was amazingly tough. I think it would be tough to talk once a broadhead passed through your chest. In fact it would be tough to do much but die.

Good line though.

i can relate to it being tough to talk after taking a broadhead.

i got one through my finger one time, and it was brutal. in less than a second, there was a blood trail up my front seat, and all the way up the back of the seat, and up my shirt where the finger was immediately wrapped up.

i couldnt talk at all, i couldnt even curse! that was some pain!!!

Meathead: Arch, I can't stand it anymore, you're driving me crazy Arch, I can't believe it, piece by piece Arch, piece by piece Archie, you're tearing my heart out!"

Archie: "I don't care"

From M*A*S*H...........


Korean guy (showing wood carving): used to be round.

Frank: looks like a 2x4.

Korean guy: Thank you!

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"
-- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati

"They're, they're hitting the ground like bags of wet cement. Oh, the humanity!" Les Nessman WKRP

I thought it was Herb who said he thought turkeys could fly.
Still pretty hilarious regardless of who said it.

You guys serious?
Hasn't been a week since I saw a turkey fly.

Not a Swiss Premium you haven't.

Badges? Badges?. We dont need no stinkin badges!

Not exactly TV. But thats where I saw it.

movie: major payne

" i seen what you did to my friend "

as said during the bedtime story

"Frank Burns eats worms!" To have such Liberal pelosi actors it was a great show.

Domestic Turkey's not so much, Here's the clip (funniest ever)

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1499909/5115198

One of the earlier M.A.S.H. episodes featuring Col Flagg during an all night poker game (with Col Blake, Sidney Freeman, B.J. Honeycutt, Hawkeye, Radar, Klinger, Pat Morita (real name), Aussie doctor, etc.)

Col Flagg showed up looking for someone who was supposed to be 'missing.' (probably at the poker game).

Col Flagg (getting real close to and looking seriously at Klinger, who of course looks like a drag queen in women's garb), Flagg says:"You know, .. Up close you look like a guy!"

After a pause and disgusted look back, Klinger says: "Far away! ... Too!"

I wasn't a M.A.S.H. fan but it was the "social thing" to watch (after nightly NEWS) with college roommates. To this day I'm fed up with/tired as hell of Alan Alda.

From Cheers, Norm walks into the bar and is asked how he is doing. He replies, " It's a dog eat dog world, and I am wearing Milk Bone underwear."

M.A.S.H once again, Klinger falls in wearing a flowery hat:

Frank Burns: Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?

Klinger: It's spring, sir.

"I did not have sex with that woman, Monica ..."

BP...

"That would be up the butt, Bob"