|
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,026
Campfire Regular
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,026 |
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months since my last confession..
I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time,the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied..
Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'..
Pat
Cheap things are not good, good things are not cheap.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,943 Likes: 12
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,943 Likes: 12 |
"... the light coming through the stained-glass windows" gives it a bit more lilt.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 54,842
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 54,842 |
Pat, I'm aghast Nookie is my sister. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,943 Likes: 12
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,943 Likes: 12 |
In that case she's probably the one that should be aghast. 
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 54,842
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 54,842 |
Hey, I'm an Angel, and my horns hold up my Halo! If I had been born a day later I would have been blessed with the name Kelly Francis Green. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,026
Campfire Regular
|
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,026 |
Well Les...... I have some news.....
Maybe over a Guiness or five I could break it to ya".
Pat
Cheap things are not good, good things are not cheap.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 54,842
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 54,842 |
Probably be in the area of 5. Have to wait til we get back from Orlando next week. Momma is forcin' me to Disney. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 16,610
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 16,610 |
Happy birthday in advance
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
|
|
|
|
|
70 members (6MMWASP, 257_X_50, 907brass, 7mm_Loco, 10gaugemag, AKislander, 9 invisible),
1,457
guests, and
754
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,194,538
Posts18,531,077
Members74,039
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
