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A hardware store clerk said that some guy came in and complained
that the tung oil he had bought "tasted terrible".
The clerk said that, afterward, he thought of asking the customer
what he was going to do with naval jelly he bought.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Be funny if it wern't true. Sad days we live in ain't it?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Greenhorn
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i don't want to turn this into a "first liar doesn't have a chance" thing but...i live on a lake & bought a new dock like my neighbors...his has lights so my wife says ours has to have lights...the manufacturer no longer offers light kits because too many people were trying to change the light bulbs while they were standing in the water, and even though they are the low voltage landscape variety that probably won't really hurt you...no more lights. i just figured that kind of behaviour helped keep the gene pool clean <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> davey
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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