Baracky Road
In honor of the 44^th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins
has introduced a new flavor, "Baracky Road."
Baracky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by
nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised
and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are very
bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful
cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person
in line behind you, thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change,
holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?