Gun control? Hell, I can't control my bowels anymore either.
I drove out to Frisco awhile back. They were having a sell one, give one free deal. Some kind of social welfare thing they said. Only thing made me nervous was they was all light in the shorts, if you know what I mean. That makes my withered old skin crawl, and it sorta crinkles when it does that. Anyway, I made $50 bucks and feel really good about it. Now all I have to keep track of is my Buck pocket knife. I'll give that up when they pry my cold dead....what was it he said?....cold dead....well, it was something like that, I disremeber what he said. Who was he anyway?
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