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Jesus loves all of God's creatures. I can't comment on degrees.... Sheep??????
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
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A friend took me to hunt on someones property for turkeys this past Fri./Sat. The owner of the property talked about going to the Ukraine to meet his new wife to be. She was a hottie about 22 & allegedly lived with her parents. The guy was early 50's with 2 daughters the oldest 32. The broom to be was a control freak who stated I couldn't do the dishes to please him after our group finished dinner. My friends & I joked later that she probably has a kid, is married, & just wants to bring the family to America. All the emails appeared to be pre prepared by some Internet bride placement scam company. She doesn't speak English so it will probably take the groom a month or so to be able to wear shorts again. Fools are born every minute.
Life Members SCI & NRA. NRA Instructor & RSO. What have YOU done to support hunting & gun rights?
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Oh, I think I am falling in lust!
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that may be the best quote i've ever read. a lot of truth to that one.
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" a hard on will take a man places he wouldn't go with a machine gun"
Steelhead...I just lauged my ass OFF! That is in the top five of any one liner I ever heard! I'll use that one, I'll try to remember to give ya credit when I do.
As far as hot chicks...them chicks are HOT! I don't give a rip where they are from. I am just wondering how come this thread ain't brought on PICTURES FROM STEVE!!!!...or maybe WB
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If God had given me a prostate to sport a set....I'd like to have tea with the one on the stone wall<grin>. Same goes...though, I'd prolly have to run from the first one.....eeeeeeeek!
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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Part of me lives with the wind in my face,
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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If God had given me a prostate to sport a set....I'd like to have tea with the one on the stone wall<grin>. With the wonders of modern plastic prosthetics, you could probably have a whale of a time with Number One, lack of prostrate not withstanding! 
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Thanks for thinking of me,....but can I just have a couple light beers and pineapple/spinach/olive pizza....<grin>...
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Not if I am going to eat the damn thing...lol! But you already knew that...and just HAD to pizz on my fantasy pizza.....you athiest, you <grin>!!!
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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I'll lick it off for you.
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I am just wondering how come this thread ain't brought on PICTURES FROM STEVE!!!!...or maybe WB Your wish is my command. ![[Linked Image]](https://lh4.ggpht.com/privateblog1/R7QSYe9Gy1I/AAAAAAAAAW0/BZ173QpPfsM/s800/5c94d854824bed54d10906ad.jpg) I'm gonna burn in hell for postin this one. ![[Linked Image]](http://kaganof.com/kagablog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/1479.jpg) WB.
"You set your own goals for success, and when you succeed it don't necessarily mean that you're going to be a big star or make a lot of money or anything. You'll feel it in your heart whether you've succeeded or not." - Roy Buchanan
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Yeah right--and the new bride will sic Henry on you......and then you'll be a goner......  Casey
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Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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I'm already a goner...(grin)
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Thanks for thinking of me,....but can I just have a couple light beers and pineapple/spinach/olive pizza....<grin>...
I am Soooo confused!  You'll drink light beer and eat a pineapple/spinach/olive pizza....but something about that first girl scared you... Gawd, I should know better than to tune into these young peoples threads late in the evening after a couple nudges...  I haven't even gotten over "chit-twitched" yet... Ingwe
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