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Find yourself a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores. You'll have it made in the shade.  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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Find yourself a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores. You'll have it made in the shade. L.W. DING!!!!DING!!!!DING!!!!
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...or give me you address and I'll send you one for free. (Already broken in.)
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Hell no... Thanks Pat but,no thanks.....
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If they had a "rent to own" plan I'd defalt and let the Repo folks pick her up after a couple of months
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The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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you guys got it all wrong
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you guys got it all wrong How?
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When you moving to the Hill Country?
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I hope zeN hasn't morphed.
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Brother Bart look in Texas. Look for one with more money than you ever wanted. Then find out if she has an acceptable attitude. I ain't looking...Hell...I couldn't stand the sound of a woman's voice for more than ten minutes... LOL well I hear tell you get over that in about twenty years.
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I wish. It's been almost 25 for me, and it's still like listening to your dog get his nuts caught on the top of the fence.
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don't get me wrong women are women no matter where they are from
I will say my wife is not american when I come to bed on a freezing night she will take off her pajamas to warm me now with my ex it would be get your f'ing cold hands away from me
some women are from more of a traditional background where family comes before anything including dimonds fancy cars and nice clothes
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michaln: finally, finally someone with a positive response. My experience mirrors yours.
Mail order brides usually don't work out, however, I know several men that have lived outside the USof A, married and naturalized their wife who, like me, have had rather tepid experiences with native born. The feminist movement hasn't hit abroad nearly as deeply as here and my imported wife finds it most amusing that American men often allow themselves to be so dominated by their distaff native borns.
Hang around most gunstores for awhile and the stories of marital discord often outnumber the hunting or shooting conversations. Or, the most pathetic of all wimp confessions, "I'll have to check with my wife before I buy it". Amazing. My response is to simply to advise that they get their cajones out of the jar she put them in. Oh, there are exceptions, both to the native born and the import models but if we are going to continue with our stereotypes, I'll vote import for me.
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I wish. It's been almost 25 for me, and it's still like listening to your dog get his nuts caught on the top of the fence. Dang LT, You are downright poetic this eve. 
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don't get me wrong women are women no matter where they are from
I will say my wife is not american when I come to bed on a freezing night she will take off her pajamas to warm me now with my ex it would be get your f'ing cold hands away from me
some women are from more of a traditional background where family comes before anything including dimonds fancy cars and nice clothes Well said - I have a Philippino SIL. Not beautiful looking as the gal in the post above, but still easy on the eyes- and she is WAAAAAY too good for my brother in all of the family's opinions...
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I have a Russian, couldn't find a better gal!
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I dated a Russian girl for over a year and she was a really nice lady. Easy on the eyes and a great lady to be with. My older brother used to call her the Red Threat.
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A guy who owned the local gunship had two or three of these mail order brides over the years.. The last was from the Eastern Block soemwhere, but by her looks I suspect she was actual more a "baggage car bride" than "mail order"!   I think he was actually glad when that one up and left...
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