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Q: Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead?
A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: Out of a catalog.
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Following his suspicious death, police have searched Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch. They found Class A drugs in his bathroom, Class B drugs in his livingroom, and Class 3C in his bedroom.
They are going to be releasing white doves at Michael jackson's funeral....Well there actualy black doves with a skin condition
Michael Jackson has gone to meet his maker... Geppetto
MJ has asked to be buried face-down in case Elton John wants to pop in for a cold one.
Do you know the time of Michael Jacksons Death? Answer: The big hand was on the little hand...
MJ got held up when he arrived at hospital becuase he had no Medical Insurance and they refused to take plastic.
Michael could be still alive if only the ambulance was called immediately: that's why people should never date someone who's not yet able to press a phone number.
They're going to put Michael Jackson's ashes into an etch-a-sketch, so kids can still play with him.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.
Hopefully MJ went to heaven...otherwise he might melt in hell.
Polls on David Letterman, January 19, 2004:
10% say they would feel safer with Saddam Hussein behind bars.
90% say they would feel safer with Michael Jackson behind bars
There's literally 10,000 Michael Jackson jokes here that I stole these from.
http://williambader.com/mj.html...and yes I already know I'm going to hell.