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Did you hear they're having a MJ sale at Wal-Mart???

Little boys pants, half off...




Farrah Faucett dies and goes to heaven... God tells her he'l grant her one wish. She says "I wish the worlds children could all be safe..."

So God killed MJ.....





They decided to cremate MJ today, and since he's 90% plastic, they decided to form him into LEGO blocks, so that little boys could play with him for a change.....






Only in America.... Be born a broke ass little black boy, and die a spooky ass old white lady

And of course the many variants of the wiener between the 8 year old buns jokes!

LOL

Oh thats friggin priceless...

I was amazed that even Fox News seemed to be overflowed with MJ drama. I found myself turning off the TV, because I really don't give a schitt...

Remember Michael Jackson's video "Thriller"?

Here is a hilarious re-make:

42 second video, but worth it.

John

His best song and it's a cover. Digging this version much more.

Damn Nathan that's a good one. Friggn hilarious.

News Just In!!!! Tickets For The Upcoming Jackson 5 Tour Are Now %20 Off!!

Michael Jackson Dead at age 50, his nose was 15

Due to his untimely death, Michael Jackson's upcoming dates have been canceled. They were Thomas, aged six, and Kevin, aged nine.


Q: Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead?
A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: Out of a catalog.

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Following his suspicious death, police have searched Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch. They found Class A drugs in his bathroom, Class B drugs in his livingroom, and Class 3C in his bedroom.

They are going to be releasing white doves at Michael jackson's funeral....Well there actualy black doves with a skin condition

Michael Jackson has gone to meet his maker... Geppetto

MJ has asked to be buried face-down in case Elton John wants to pop in for a cold one.

Do you know the time of Michael Jacksons Death? Answer: The big hand was on the little hand...

MJ got held up when he arrived at hospital becuase he had no Medical Insurance and they refused to take plastic.

Michael could be still alive if only the ambulance was called immediately: that's why people should never date someone who's not yet able to press a phone number.

They're going to put Michael Jackson's ashes into an etch-a-sketch, so kids can still play with him.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.

Hopefully MJ went to heaven...otherwise he might melt in hell.

Polls on David Letterman, January 19, 2004:
10% say they would feel safer with Saddam Hussein behind bars.
90% say they would feel safer with Michael Jackson behind bars


There's literally 10,000 Michael Jackson jokes here that I stole these from.
http://williambader.com/mj.html





...and yes I already know I'm going to hell.

"Due to his untimely death, Michael Jackson's upcoming dates have been canceled. They were Thomas, aged six, and Kevin, aged nine."

Holy S--t that was funny!

Now thats better than hours on end of MJ drama on Fox News

There's a lot more that are funnier but I the content makes them inappropriate for here.

Come on man - don't hold out on us!

I'd get banned...but I am updating my original post with new ones.

"MJ has asked to be buried face-down in case Elton John wants to pop in for a cold one."

I laughed so hard I'm afraid I might have woken up my wife upstairs!

MJ didn't die of a heart attack...actually he was found dead in the children's ward having a stroke.

Two paramedics arrive at Neverland answering the 911 call. The first one ask the other - what do you want to try first?
Second one - the ferris wheel?

When OJ was first arrested MJ called him and said he would watch the kids.

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?

One's white, plastic and dangerous to kids, the other is a grocery bag!

Dale

I hope the ped is howling in hell with Satans hot poker up his bung, and that ain't no joke!

I heard the were going to just melt him down and make Lego's out of him. Then young boys could play with HIM for a while.