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My girls are used to hearing:
I'm gonna beat you like a government mule!
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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"wish into one hand, chit into the other... see which one fills up the fastest."
Something clever here.
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"Aw [bleep]". Also "get over to the right lane you <various descriptors>".
Carpe' Scrotum
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I used to tell my soldiers on Friday nights before they would head of to the clubs: Remember, you can drink enough to make 'em pretty, but you can't drink enough to make 'em thin! Had quite a few try though, and i would hear all about it on Monday morning. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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"wish into one hand, chit into the other... see which one fills up the fastest." That's one of my favorites too Dave
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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beaten like a rented mule or red headed stepchild were favorites in my family growing up.
i use "don't piss on my leg, then tell me its raining" often its a favorite
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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As an answer to a request:
People in hell want ice water too.
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Campfire Kahuna
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You want it when? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Democracy starts at the curb, if you do not like it get the fudge out" (to my 21 and 20 year old sons who are always pushing the envelope with me)
"Somehow, the sound of a shotgun tends to cheer one up" -- Robert Ruark
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One of my Dad's favorites when i was a kid: Son, I'm bout to knock you into next week. And don't reply with: "Good, I've always wanted to see the future." It's quite painful. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I'll slap you so hard your grandmother's dentures will fly out.
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Gotta remember that one, mom wears Dentures.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I'll twist yer head around so far ya could look yerself in the eye!
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Funnyest one I've heard is one I heard in Jacksonville,Fla many years ago someone shouted about a couple of girls walking down the street.
"They'll give you curb service!!!! They have a matress tied to their back!!!!"
de 73's Archie - W7ACT ![[Linked Image]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/s180x540/532227_701629896563809_1743684631_n.jpg)
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Funnyest one I've heard is one I heard in Jacksonville,Fla many years ago someone shouted about a couple of girls walking down the street.
"They'll give you curb service!!!! They have a matress tied to their back!!!!" I was figurin you were down in Tillicum again.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Don't ask the question if you think you might not like the answer.....
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That wasn't in response to WVBlue
Thats what I tell people who ask me something when they know I am not going to tell them what they want to hear
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