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its hotter than a two dollar whore on nickle night
the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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Or how about Northern Dave's Signature line:
"Hold my Beer & Watch This......."
That one's got to rate right up there near the top of the list....
de 73's Archie - W7ACT
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I did hear a new one today:
"Sweating like a Queer in a Hot Dog factory."
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Unabashedly quoted from a recent popular C&W song
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I did hear a new one today:
"Sweating like a Queer in a Hot Dog factory." Happier than a [bleep] in Boy's Town.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Shaking like a dog Schitting peach pits
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Oracle
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Crazier than Les in a whorehouse with a stolen credit card.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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"Blowing harder than Barney Frank at a Boy Scout camp"
Shamelessly stolen from the redoubtable Steve__NO
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Crazier than Les in a whorehouse with Mike's credit card. There I fixed it Pumpguns favorite: Les made me do it!
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Watch out for that (insert anything in the oil field), "itll kill anybody old enough to die"
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Ah yes, I almost forgot the one that describes the Chancellor to a T
You Can't Polish a Turd
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Another truism
Just because I'm paranoid does not mean they're not out to get me...
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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One of my Dad's favorites when i was a kid: Son, I'm bout to knock you into next week. And don't reply with: "Good, I've always wanted to see the future." It's quite painful. For me , just before the time travel punishment was stated , I occasionally heard something that sounded like : " Well that just frosts my a$$ " Kinda fuzzy on those recollections though .
Phil
�The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.� �Samuel Adams
"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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he's more nervous than a lawyer hooked up to a lie detector.
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For me , just before the time travel punishment was stated , I occasionally heard something that sounded like : " Well that just frosts my a$$ " Kinda fuzzy on those recollections though . Yep, I too am fuzzy on a lot of Dad and Mom sayings,a s i was usually hearing them just before the daily beatings.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I like to use the acronym CRS. Can't Remember Schitt. Saw one here last week as a sig line , got the chance to type it to my wife when she emailed me over some goofy stuff . DILLIGAF She got a kick out of it after I filled in the first few words for her.
Last edited by M1894; 07/23/09. Reason: kant spell
Phil
�The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.� �Samuel Adams
"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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One of my Dad's in response to someone saying "IF"
Yeah, well if the dog hadn't stopped to schitt, he would have caught the rabbit.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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I think it more than say it.
"Men make plans and the gods laugh."
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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Been a few years , but often used re college kids trying for to make some good $ by hiring on to a commercial roofing crew as summer help.
" So , just how many years of schooling did your parents pay for , for you to get this dumb ? "
Phil
�The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.� �Samuel Adams
"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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