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its hotter than a two dollar whore on nickle night


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Or how about Northern Dave's Signature line:

"Hold my Beer & Watch This......."

That one's got to rate right up there near the top of the list....


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I did hear a new one today:

"Sweating like a Queer in a Hot Dog factory."


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Unabashedly quoted from a recent popular C&W song

"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"

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Alotta truth in that one


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Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
I did hear a new one today:

"Sweating like a Queer in a Hot Dog factory."


Happier than a [bleep] in Boy's Town.


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Shaking like a dog Schitting peach pits


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Crazier than Les in a whorehouse with a stolen credit card.


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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"Blowing harder than Barney Frank at a Boy Scout camp"


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Crazier than Les in a whorehouse with Mike's credit card.


There I fixed it

Pumpguns favorite:

Les made me do it!


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Watch out for that (insert anything in the oil field), "itll kill anybody old enough to die"

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Ah yes, I almost forgot the one that describes the Chancellor to a T

You Can't Polish a Turd


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Another truism

Just because I'm paranoid does not mean they're not out to get me...


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Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
One of my Dad's favorites when i was a kid:

Son, I'm bout to knock you into next week.

And don't reply with: "Good, I've always wanted to see the future." It's quite painful. shocked


For me , just before the time travel punishment was stated , I occasionally whistle heard something that sounded like :

" Well that just frosts my a$$ " Kinda fuzzy on those recollections though .


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"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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he's more nervous than a lawyer hooked up to a lie detector.


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Originally Posted by M1894
For me , just before the time travel punishment was stated , I occasionally whistle heard something that sounded like :

" Well that just frosts my a$$ " Kinda fuzzy on those recollections though .


Yep, I too am fuzzy on a lot of Dad and Mom sayings,a s i was usually hearing them just before the daily beatings. grin


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Originally Posted by bruinruin
I like to use the acronym CRS. Can't Remember Schitt.


Saw one here last week as a sig line , got the chance to type it to my wife when she emailed me over some goofy stuff .

DILLIGAF

She got a kick out of it after I filled in the first few words for her.

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One of my Dad's in response to someone saying "IF"

Yeah, well if the dog hadn't stopped to schitt, he would have caught the rabbit.


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I think it more than say it.

"Men make plans and the gods laugh."


The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh

Which explains a lot.
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Been a few years , but often used re college kids trying for to make some good $ by hiring on to a commercial roofing crew as summer help.

" So , just how many years of schooling did your parents pay for , for you to get this dumb ? "



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