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Wife to me or other way around regarding trying to talk sense to a brainwashed disciple of the way left wing loony toons :
Ron White quote " You caint fix stupid "
Phil
�The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.� �Samuel Adams
"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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A gun in the hand is better than two cops on the way
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A gun in the hand is better than two cops on the way lol 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Stupidly, your as stupidly as a Hussein.
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We quote Ron White often, too . . . love that line.
When someone asks me if I remember so and so or such and such, my typical response is "Nope, I've slept since then."
When someone says "If only (insert whatever) . . ." they usually get what my Gramma always said "If ifs and buts was candies and nuts, we'd all have a real nice Christmas."
When I meet an acquaintence I haven't seen for a while and they say "It's good to see you." I usually respond with "It's good to be seen."
In our household, we seemingly have thousands of quips and retorts . . . for most any situation . . . maybe it's our way of avoiding having meaningful conversations ? ? ?
Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
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Any one that asks me " How ya doing ?"
I reply " Well I didn't wake up dead today , so I'm doing great , and How you doing ?
Phil
�The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.� �Samuel Adams
"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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even a broken clock is right twice a day
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Shamelessly stolen from Larry the Cable guy: "More nervous than a gerbil in a San Fransisco pet shop."
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To the helpers on a hot day when we are all dying of thirst, Suck it up princess we will be done in an hour!
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"Really? I mean seriously..."
"Yeah, I'll get to that...The second Tuesday of next week..."
What I remember hearing dad said about Les was...
"If you had brains, you'd take em out and play with them."
What Les used to endearingly call me...
"Gonad"
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To the helpers on a hot day when we are all dying of thirst, Suck it up princess we will be done in an hour! ahh come on sally, you want me to hold your purse while you do that
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I did not..................Hemorrhoid maybe 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Don't you kids make me pull this forum over!!!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Scuse me, I need to go drop Obama off at the pool
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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You plus millions of others.
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You plus millions of others. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/TLEEF/CARTOONS/falseidols.jpg)
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Delivered with a Ron White style:
you had a fifty fifty chance of getting it right ...... you were wrong!
Let me help you out, which way did you come in?
My personal favorite for work:
"Didn't you see the sign on the front door that sez: WARNING, thruth, logic, and reality cease to exist beyond this point! Enter at your own risk!"
Another fav:
Truth is the first casualty in a manager's meeting.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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sorry is a sign of weakness
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
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Stinks so damn bad,
it'd knock a maggot off a gut wagon.
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-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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