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Or how about the new one that just surfaced recently.....
Some Village in Kenya is missing it's VILLAGE IDIOT
de 73's Archie - W7ACT ![[Linked Image]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/s180x540/532227_701629896563809_1743684631_n.jpg)
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If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.
The beatings will continue until morale improves
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Campfire Tracker
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And this, too, shall pass...
Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedom comes from the recognition of certain rights which may not be taken, not even by a 99% vote.
*Marvin Simkin* L.A. Times (1992)
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�Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program." -- Milton Friedman
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Campfire Ranger
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"[bleep]' people" is one I use daily...
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Campfire Tracker
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One I really like to use when talking about crazy or stupid people, they are nuttier than squirrel chit.
When I die I hope I don't start voting democrat.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Don't your mouth write checks you azz can't cash.
The gene pool could use a little more chlorine.
He's/she's so dumb he/she couldn't find his/her ass in the dark with both hands if all 10 fingers were flashlights!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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I don't want to hear the labor pains, I just want to see the baby!
It's nice to be important, but, it's more important to be nice.
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Campfire Regular
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In answer to "How you doing?"
Fair to terrible, working on shiity but things are looking up.
In answer to a clerk asking "Can I help you?"
Gotta a winning lotto ticket?
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To any man holding a wine cooler or other foo-foo mildly alcoholic drink:
"You know....you drink enough of those and you'll actually grow a vagina."
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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So many good aphorisms,....so little time.
The fella' from Cranbrook came real close,......
Down here, we say,
"Don't know [bleep] from bean dip"
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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"No, people don't say that about you.... as far as you know."
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack (like to use that one and variations of it on my wife)
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Campfire Ranger
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[quote=Gadfly]One I used to hear frequently on job sites was "that's about as f'd up as a soup sandwich" ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I have a new favorite! 
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Campfire Ranger
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One I used to hear frequently on job sites was "that's about as f'd up as a soup sandwich" I use that one a lot and also-about as f'd up as a football bat. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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queer as hockey cleats
queer as a three dollar bill
you dont know sheep chit from cottonseed
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Campfire Ranger
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Life is pain. Anyone whos says different is selling something.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Campfire Regular
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Usually used in context of talking to one of our sales guy who sold a messed up job.....
"You could F*** up an anvil with a rubber mallet"
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Campfire Kahuna
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This has got to be one of Scott's pick-up lines from the strip clubs:
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Whats your favorite saying, daily usage type...
"Yes honey I'm going to get on the Campfire forum again......"
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