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What do a d1ldo and soybeans have in common?
They�re both used as a meat substitute.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Ooooh, I have one... Got kicked out of Algebra in high school for this one... I am a red-head btw...
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
The more you slam them, the looser they get...
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Ooooh, I have one... Got kicked out of Algebra in high school for this one... I am a red-head btw...
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
The more you slam them, the looser they get... Not even going to ask how you know about that. 
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." TJ
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing". EB
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Think Les may have told me that one..
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Campfire Kahuna
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No way, never did care for blonds. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Sophomore biology in high school - class is working on something - general conversation taking place about a variety of subjects, teacher included in conversation. One of the more naive girls mentions taht she she heard a joke on the bus that morning, but she didn't get it. Teacher was foolish enough to ask what the joke was. She said, "If big people can have little people, why can't big trains have little trains?" Teacher even more foolishly asks for the punch line. She responds, "They said it was because the Illinois Central always pulls out on time."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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The younger part of our audience may not know:
What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both wipe out Klingons!
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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The younger part of our audience may not know:
What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons! Fixed it BMT
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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The younger part of our audience may not know:
What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons! Fixed it BMT My son's school had taken the elementary classes to view the large model of the solar system that a high school class had constructed in the country. It covered quite a large area. As my son was trekking from one planet to another with a group, a boy from another group came running up with a message for him. Panting, he announced that "Morton" had just beat up "Willie". (The names have been changed to protect the guilty.) When my son asked where this took place, the excited messenger gasped out, "Right next to Uranus!"
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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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Sounds like this thread needs to be in the bad joke thread.......
de 73's Archie - W7ACT ![[Linked Image]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/s180x540/532227_701629896563809_1743684631_n.jpg)
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Just started reading this thread
YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!!
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Just started reading this thread
YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!! With no internet privileges! 
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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what do killer whales and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Breasts and train sets?
Both are meant for kids but it's usually the father who plays with them.
Me
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What do Barack Obama and a steaming pile of crap have in common?
everything ...
-WGM-
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do you know the difference between a "brown nose" and a "sh+thead"?
Depth perception
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Just started reading this thread
YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!! Don't blame Charity, it's Les's fault.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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this may be a little to harsh for here but......
the difference between a Vagina and a Cee U Next Tuesday......
one is warm and sweet and we all want to be near it
the other is the owner
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