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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to
do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco ,
Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They
will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to
Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I
Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George
Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!
Retired U.S. Army
LM-NRA,GOA,& MOAA.
Someone said, "Don't mess with old men, especially those who are veterans!!!
They'll not fight you, they'll kill you"!!!
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I'd run'em into the ditch!
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions.
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They might be relatively safe in Austin.
Alan
Food is at the core of Hunting and Fishing - Rebecca Gray
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"I'm here to confiscate your guns." LOL
-The only real power comes out of a long rifle-
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This is only a joke to you guys but I live next to New Jersey where people actually do stuff like that.
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No kiddin, I am being held hostage here in NJ, grew up in Pa. Holding on to my guns for all its worth
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Didnt they already do this on Top Gear? Although I think it was Alabama, results were pretty darn funny. Scared the heck out of the Brits.
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They should have to drink 10 drinks in a bar in each city.. wearing a tee shirt with the same slogans as the bumper stickers.
Maybe some of our Texas members could pick out the Bars..
The collection of taxes which are not absolutely required, which do not beyond reasonable doubt contribute to public welfare, is only a species of legalized larceny. Under this Republic the rewards of industry belong to those who earn them. Coolidge
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To funny!!! I dons' believe they would make it very far!!!!
Su Amigo, R Jones
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Come to Illinois, the facist state where you can't own firearms in some areas.. Especially in Chicago.. Probably 80% of the men and women you meet identify with more than 2 of those bumper stickers.
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